Racerboy

[Mad Hamish]

He once got bitten by a dog. Two days later the dog keeled over.

 

[Growan]

I can't sleep. It's 05:43 and I've been awake since 04:00 thinking about Racerboy...

 

[UncleBuck]

5 out of 5 dentists recommend racerboy.

 

[Metasynth]

Two words...



Amazing penis.

 

[SSHZ]

RacerBoys shit not only doesn't smell, people try to collect it and use it as a room deodorizer!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

His avatars r cute.

 

[ShazMo09]

I heard he got raped by Jenna Jameson and refused to bust a nut.

tbh I prob would have refused too....no, no, wait, wait...thats a lie....smh, sorry

 

[chewberto]

Like when you bust a nut too early, and you just ride it out for the second coming? ^^^^ RacerBoy Would never do that...

 

[neosapien]

Who the fuck rated this thread anything but a 5?! It doesn't matter anyways though cuz Racerboy threads are incalculable.

 

[mysunnyboy]

i love him

 

[dirtyho1968]

He once probed an alien.

 

[Metasynth]

"The Big Bang" everyone talks about was actually racerboy losing his virginity.

 

[brimck325]

i sure would love to have the honor of meeting him, now that would make my day!

 

[tytheguy111]

i sure would love to have the honor of meeting him, now that would make my day!

Well racer boy isn't a person but a idea, a way of life racer boy is in everyone's heart and he blessed us with life

 

[UncleBuck]

jesus buys billboards asking if you've accepted racerboy as your personal savior.

 

[Singlemalt]

I am the Alpha and the Omega thus saith Racerboy. Saleh

 

[tytheguy111]

I started the racerboy71 national church I don't have any members yet but I did sacrifice a bunch of virgins and Dank weed for him in hopes that he will bless this years crop harvest

 

[Singlemalt]

Good move Ty, gotta respect your elders

 

[tytheguy111]

Good move Ty, gotta respect your elders

Thanks lol you can be the pope

 

[Growan]

I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope. Racerboy beatified him also.