Racerboy

He once got bitten by a dog. Two days later the dog keeled over.

I can't sleep. It's 05:43 and I've been awake since 04:00 thinking about Racerboy...

5 out of 5 dentists recommend racerboy.

Two words...



Amazing penis.

RacerBoys shit not only doesn't smell, people try to collect it and use it as a room deodorizer!

His avatars r cute.

chewberto said:

I heard he got raped by Jenna Jameson and refused to bust a nut.

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tbh I prob would have refused too....no, no, wait, wait...thats a lie....smh, sorry

Like when you bust a nut too early, and you just ride it out for the second coming? ^^^^ RacerBoy Would never do that...

Who the fuck rated this thread anything but a 5?! It doesn't matter anyways though cuz Racerboy threads are incalculable.

i love him

He once probed an alien.

"The Big Bang" everyone talks about was actually racerboy losing his virginity.

i sure would love to have the honor of meeting him, now that would make my day!

brimck325 said:

i sure would love to have the honor of meeting him, now that would make my day!

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Well racer boy isn't a person but a idea, a way of life racer boy is in everyone's heart and he blessed us with life

jesus buys billboards asking if you've accepted racerboy as your personal savior.

I am the Alpha and the Omega thus saith Racerboy. Saleh

I started the racerboy71 national church I don't have any members yet but I did sacrifice a bunch of virgins and Dank weed for him in hopes that he will bless this years crop harvest

Good move Ty, gotta respect your elders

Singlemalt said:

Good move Ty, gotta respect your elders

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Thanks lol you can be the pope

I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope. Racerboy beatified him also.