Best Hiding Places?

iconoclast

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Depends on how big it is. You can get those fake wall sockets that pull out and you can store stuff in them. I don't think any one could find something in one of them.
 

rory420420

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i got robbed 2 times,once at . a friends house,i layed on the floor like the said,except,the dope is what i layed on..they left after doing a few rails of ketamine that they thought was coke..
2nd time i was asleep..got my door kicked in..they took 3hundred bucks and my pipe that was in hightime..i had 20k rolled up in socks,tied to a string,lowered down a chimney flu..they were happy with the little crumbs i left out and quiclky left..chimneys work..so do . stash houses where you and only you know where theyre at..
 

MonkeyGrinder

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There're tons of places to hide just about anything inside your home. Any nook or cranny you can find can be used. The guy who mentioned chimney was spot on with that one.
Also there's air ducts.
You have an old beat up love seat somewhere in the house? Flip it up, open up the bottom cloth flap thing and hide in there.
Old game consoles? The old box playstation 2 has a hard drive and modem port in the back you can pull out.
That old boombox from the 90s that's still in your closet or garage? That giant battery port in the back is ideal for hiding rolls of cash.
Also works for flashlights.
Don't have a cat? Cat litter box. Giant 4 and 5 gallon cat litter tubs make a good place to hide a stash if you bury it (also kills the smell)
Got some old VHS tapes? Crack em open, stash stuff in em, put em back together, throw em back in that dusty old box and stuff it in the attic or wherever.
Old VCR that no sane burglar would want? Grab your screwdriver and pull the guts out of it.
Got an aquarium? Wrap your cash and bury it under the rocks. Then feed Fred the fish.
This is all kid's stuff.
Anyone male who was a teenager and or kid from the mid to late 90s and before had to be experts on this subject. We didn't have the internet chances are. Had to hide those dirty magazines and (probably bootlegged) porn tapes if you wanted to get your fap on :hump:
 

Nutes and Nugs

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There're tons of places to hide just about anything inside your home. Any nook or cranny you can find can be used. The guy who mentioned chimney was spot on with that one.
Also there's air ducts.

Anyone male who was a teenager and or kid from the mid to late 90s and before had to be experts on this subject. We didn't have the internet chances are. Had to hide those dirty magazines and (probably bootlegged) porn tapes if you wanted to get your fap on :hump:
Good places.
I think my dad knew of my porn collection.
He would check them out and put them back, but I knew they weren't in the right order.
Sorta burned himself.
 

killemsoftly

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There're tons of places to hide just about anything inside your home. Any nook or cranny you can find can be used. The guy who mentioned chimney was spot on with that one.
Also there's air ducts.
You have an old beat up love seat somewhere in the house? Flip it up, open up the bottom cloth flap thing and hide in there.
Old game consoles? The old box playstation 2 has a hard drive and modem port in the back you can pull out.
That old boombox from the 90s that's still in your closet or garage? That giant battery port in the back is ideal for hiding rolls of cash.
Also works for flashlights.
Don't have a cat? Cat litter box. Giant 4 and 5 gallon cat litter tubs make a good place to hide a stash if you bury it (also kills the smell)
Got some old VHS tapes? Crack em open, stash stuff in em, put em back together, throw em back in that dusty old box and stuff it in the attic or wherever.
Old VCR that no sane burglar would want? Grab your screwdriver and pull the guts out of it.
Got an aquarium? Wrap your cash and bury it under the rocks. Then feed Fred the fish.
This is all kid's stuff.
Anyone male who was a teenager and or kid from the mid to late 90s and before had to be experts on this subject. We didn't have the internet chances are. Had to hide those dirty magazines and (probably bootlegged) porn tapes if you wanted to get your fap on :hump:
Bang on my friend!
However, the problem with all that is that a determined and rutl
 

killemsoftly

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Sorry.
As I was saying: ...ruthless cop/rozzer will rip out nails with pliers. And worse. Plastic buckets and banks rule.
 

vostok

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supposedly they killed that guy a few years ago, you're really behind the times eh? :lol:
Just ask any member of SEAL team 5,4 or even 9 they all say the same, it was a plot to make Obama look great ...and it worked, many members of seal team 6 are now working for K-Mart or Home Depot, on minimum wage, paying high tax, even with a cozy navy pension ...whatabummer but thats another story ...LOL !!!

The real answer to your question is who you gonna hide shit from..? ..in your case its robbers, and robbers ain't that bright, 50% go armed in some way, either knife, bat or firearm, etc etc, age is over 15 and under 30 years many are fit but in poor health due to drug use and diet, and should be distracted or diverted than confronted, should you be confronted you should be prepared to kill rather than try and talk your way out, note over 70% of 'robbers' have prior convictions they know the shit in and out of the law, once confronted all they want to do is flee, and don't care about you or your property, do not shoot him in the back or cut the robbers throat as that may prove pre-med on your part ...you don't need a manslaughter conviction for protecting your property ...lol
Distraction and Diversion:
Buy an old safe...use it to dry your weed, the average robber will go crazy trying to get into it, fill it with wet weed, maybe a small hole for a vent, but the real stuff in under the floor boards ..lol
Government:
Do not store shit on your property, the right the officer has is in the warrant, thats how he justifies his actions, even if the product is over the neighbors border by 12 inches its still not at your address

good luck
 

mountain dweller

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Except many (20) members of seal team six conveniently went down in a chopper,all members of fake osama raid are now dead.

I used to have a good size laundry chute that went down to the basement but it also went all the way up to the attic floorboards and i fashioned a dumbwaiter i could pull all the way up and then had a springloaded sheetmetal trap door so if they did open it and felt around it was solid and you could not tell the top was removeable in any way.
 

Cannabis.Is.Free

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I have the coolest hiding spot in the world, hands down, so cool I cannot post it on the internet.

If you've seen the movie with natalie portman and the hitman guy you know what I'm talking about.

Sad part is I have absolutely nothing worth hiding =[
If I was a huge grower with backstock I would use it though, right now its just a dream.
 

m3d1c1n3man

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I have the coolest hiding spot in the world, hands down, so cool I cannot post it on the internet.

If you've seen the movie with natalie portman and the hitman guy you know what I'm talking about.

Sad part is I have absolutely nothing worth hiding =[
If I was a huge grower with backstock I would use it though, right now its just a dream.
if you can point me to the movie that it is in then you might as well just mention it here because it is basically the same thing, but i doubt it beats burying anyways...
 

Cannabis.Is.Free

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Well considering I didn't even give you a movie title, anyone who watches the movie still probably won't know what I'm talking about.

Its not a drug movie, its a movie where a hitman falls in love with a girl who he saves in the end.
 
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