pet peeves

[killemsoftly]

allegedly gay. shit, hijack

 

[Pinworm]

allegedly gay. shit, hijack

 

[killemsoftly]

Shirty...again? What did I say? I was apologizing for hijacking.

 

[Singlemalt]

My new pet peeve is people who hijack threads and talk about greasy hair and some gay dude named keanu reeves lol

At least it didn't turn into a punk music shitfest.


(Hat tip to Pinny and Kelly4)

 

[skunkd0c]

Thanks Harry. i thought it over: i am comfortable enough with myself to have an avatar with a cape. I am now HP and I will continue to 'kill em softly'. Damn, feels good not to be a question mark anymore. It's the dogs bollocks. but not a gay dog

Respect HP
the cape is tight dude
and the broomstick be your magical pussy wagon
you have a fine sense of humour sir

peace

 

[skunkd0c]

My new pet peeve is people who hijack threads and talk about greasy hair and some gay dude named keanu reeves lol

Don't forget

 

[UncleReemis]

Cmon skunk, I've fapped enough today don't ya think?

 

[killemsoftly]

Peace Harry,
Damn bro you have more hot broads?! Awesome! The one at the bottom is doing quite the dance LOL. Now, i"m never gonna get any work done!
You sir have one of the best funny bones i've come across in years. I will try my best to keep up.

Cheers.
P.S. I am pretty confident that you won't show up at my door with a giant dildo and murder in your eyes. But i"m still a little worried Pinworm might. Any chance you could put in a good word for me?

 

[Cannabis.Is.Free]

Respect HP
the cape is tight dude
and the broomstick be your magical pussy wagon
you have a fine sense of humour sir

peace

Eh not impressed with the addition of 2 sigs.

Kate upton is WAY overrated.
She was a fat ugly girl growing up, she lost weight and kept her flabby fat infested boobs, that is the only reason why her tits look that good and bouncy when COVERED.
She really is just an overweight, bouncy tit, chipmunk looking, wannabe model.

THEN, she has the audacity to say she wishes she had small boobs so people took her seriously. REALLY BITCH?
If you had small boobs you wouldn't even be on anyones radar.

Her tits look nasty out of that bra, I've seen better. She is cute for a normal girl, but for model standards I'll pass for someone like Cara Delevinge or Miranda Kerr.

 

[skunkd0c]

Peace Harry,
Damn bro you have more hot broads?! Awesome! The one at the bottom is doing quite the dance LOL. Now, i"m never gonna get any work done!
You sir have one of the best funny bones i've come across in years. I will try my best to keep up.

Cheers.
P.S. I am pretty confident that you won't show up at my door with a giant dildo and murder in your eyes. But i"m still a little worried Pinworm might. Any chance you could put in a good word for me?

The one at the bottom is well known apparently she was requested by other users lol

 

[skunkd0c]

Eh not impressed with the addition of 2 sigs.

Kate upton is WAY overrated.
She was a fat ugly girl growing up, she lost weight and kept her flabby fat infested boobs, that is the only reason why her tits look that good and bouncy when COVERED.
She really is just an overweight, bouncy tit, chipmunk looking, wannabe model.

THEN, she has the audacity to say she wishes she had small boobs so people took her seriously. REALLY BITCH?
If you had small boobs you wouldn't even be on anyones radar.

Her tits look nasty out of that bra, I've seen better. She is cute for a normal girl, but for model standards I'll pass for someone like Cara Delevinge or Miranda Kerr.

Can't please everyone mate, she was requested by other users on another thread didn't know who she was until the other day
never heard her speak that's probably a good thing ?

as far as i know she not famous in the uk, or maybe i just missed it lol

peace

 

[killemsoftly]

me rikee.
i also have no idea who she is. i think if i heard her talk I'd have a new pet peeve

 

[Cannabis.Is.Free]

me rikee.
i also have no idea who she is. i think if i heard her talk I'd have a new pet peeve

She is pretty dumb I'll tell you that, but the way she speaks isn't like a pure blonde at least with the likes and the ummms and the buts.
Just not a huge fan of hers, but I would say shes pretty famous in the UK as well as any major first world country. She does a ton of modeling everywhere.
She isn't ugly but eh I don't know I can't stand her because of the things she has said in the past that contradict everything she does in life.

Regardless for me, I'd still bang in the order of 1, 3, 2. The zoo girl just is too superficial for me.

 

[Hookabelly]

I'm peeved at the people who can't fucking navigate 4-Way stops and/or roundabouts. There's always the inevitable soccer mom waving at you across the intersection "no YOU go." STill having to mommy everyone else instead of just following the rules of the road. Just drive bitch. You're not doing anyone a "nice" by waving them through and bunging up traffic.

 

[iconoclast]

I dislike when people come flying down the road or freeway just to stop at the red light or line of stopped cars. As they do that, no one can now make any last minute lane changes because someone is flying down the lane you need to get into and then they think you cut them off. Basically people in a rush.

 

[killemsoftly]

I'm peeved at the people who can't fucking navigate 4-Way stops and/or roundabouts. There's always the inevitable soccer mom waving at you across the intersection "no YOU go." STill having to mommy everyone else instead of just following the rules of the road. Just drive bitch. You're not doing anyone a "nice" by waving them through and bunging up traffic.

i hate when traffic gets bunged up..or anything else now that i'm on the subject.
i think i have a problem with soccer moms: no matter how idiotic/narcissistic they are, I still want to bone them. I feel betrayed by my penis.

 

[mr sunshine]

Pinworm, Sorry about that. I was being ironic or attempting to be. bTW, I never said fag but (I WAS OVER THE TOP WITH THE GAY STUFF) with the 'gay' stuff. Again, i apologize.
I think it's one of these generational things: i remember when liberace died and some people a generation older than me were expressing shock that he was gay. I think what happens is that when someone is a cultural icon we 'grow old' with them. I grew up with keanu, so to speak. I was kinda shocked when someone told me he was gay. It's this weird thing where because someone is famous we don't allow them to be human or we morph them onto the characters they play. Something like that.

so i'm 'a sort of funny guy' eh. It's weird, i laugh at my own schtick more than anyone else does. I had a girlfriend who used to flip out at me cause i always laughed before my punchlines. Go figure

u always struck me as a bottom!

 

[killemsoftly]

u always struck me as a bottom!

Bottoms up!

 

[ChingOwn]

Cops, and hippies.

fuck hippies....I hate it when a stripper makes me jizz my pants and then im all sticky

 

[Pinworm]

fuck hippies....I hate it when a stripper makes me jizz my pants and then im all sticky

It's even more embarrassing when you try to leave a 40% tip, while simultaneously walking away looking smooth.