Top 3 Most Punchable

oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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bu$hleaguer said:
There's this shit stain who comes into work with her daughter all the time. The other day she came in and complained about how someone over charged her $.60 last time she was there. Her husband actually later called me to treat me like his bitch and tell me how upset he was about it too. I looked his ass up on Google after the call and he owns a major medical surgery facility, rich bastard. 60 motherfucking cents.

I'd like to spray WD-40 in her eyes and light her face on fire, then put on soccer cleats and stamp it out so her face looks worse than her acne scarred daughter. Fuck her too by the way.

For him, I'd like to capture a vulture and feed it nothing but bottom shelf tequila. After a week or so of nothing but small shots of tequila, it will be in a flesh eating drunken craze. It's at this point I would put it in a clear trash bag and tie it around this stupid fuck's dumb ass mug. Listening to his retarded screams would only make me laugh harder, and I'd light up a J while his face slowly gets shredded until it looks like 80/20 hamburger meat. Fuck you, you dick.[/

QUOTE]I'd like to pass my votes to bu$hleaguer if that's alright ....you need to let it ALL out
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TubePot

TubePot

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My 80 year old neighbor from hell. He gets real froggy with me when my dog pees on the township tree in front of the house he rents from the same Landlord I do. Only me, he won't say shit to anyone else that does the same.

Last year he threatened to shoot me so I called the cops on his ass, cops asked me to press charges on him which I declined, I just wanted them what happen just in case something happen to me. LOL

Today he gets in my face so I told him to take a swing, (he's crazy not stupid I guess). Called me every word and insult on the books but I would never hit him first and I tried.. LOL Anyone else would have been decked if I was spoken to the way the old fart did, It took every fiber in my being not to fuck his ass up.

I just don't get how an 80 year old fart would pick a fight with a big guy half his age??? :bigjoint:
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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TubePot said:
My 80 year old neighbor from hell. He gets real froggy with me when my dog pees on the township tree in front of the house he rents from the same Landlord I do. Only me, he won't say shit to anyone else that does the same.

Last year he threatened to shoot me so I called the cops on his ass, cops asked me to press charges on him which I declined, I just wanted them what happen just in case something happen to me. LOL

Today he gets in my face so I told him to take a swing, (he's crazy not stupid I guess). Called me every word and insult on the books but I would never hit him first and I tried.. LOL Anyone else would have been decked if I was spoken to the way the old fart did, It took every fiber in my being not to fuck his ass up.

I just don't get how an 80 year old fart would pick a fight with a big guy half his age??? :bigjoint:
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perhaps he wants an 'assisted suicide'?
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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TubePot said:
My 80 year old neighbor from hell. He gets real froggy with me when my dog pees on the township tree in front of the house he rents from the same Landlord I do. Only me, he won't say shit to anyone else that does the same.

Last year he threatened to shoot me so I called the cops on his ass, cops asked me to press charges on him which I declined, I just wanted them what happen just in case something happen to me. LOL

Today he gets in my face so I told him to take a swing, (he's crazy not stupid I guess). Called me every word and insult on the books but I would never hit him first and I tried.. LOL Anyone else would have been decked if I was spoken to the way the old fart did, It took every fiber in my being not to fuck his ass up.

I just don't get how an 80 year old fart would pick a fight with a big guy half his age??? :bigjoint:
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Now we all know who your neighbor wants to punch !! Would you like to punch him back??



I want to punch finshaggy threads..

Broadmites. .

And loosely developed vaginas!!
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Today I'd like to sucker punch someone. So they don't even see it coming, totally unfair and cheap too.

When I figure out who I'll come back and edit this post.

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So this fat cunt drove through the parking lot in her grey minivan today directly at me. Basically playing her version of Fat Cunt in a Stupid Grey Van Chicken. Instead of driving the correct direction and instead of at least driving on the right side of the lane so I could get by, she just fucking drove right at me in the center of the lane. I just stopped the car and sat there until she acted all cunty waving her fatness at me and pointing and shit and backed up and went around me.

I'd like to follow her into the Chik-Fil-A, Burger King, Wendy's, Golden Coral (enter fat fuck food establishment here) drive thru, wait behind a little bush, and then jump out and sucker punch the bag of fat fuck food into her face when they hand it to her fat hands. Hopefully I'd make good contact with the super sized 3 gallon soft drink her fat fingers were trying to grip so the shit explodes all over fat greasy face and into her fat van too. Man I'd like to see her huge ass slump over in her van seat and fries and shit all over the van.
 
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mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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2 days ago i was at the Dr's office i have aids in the buthole. .anyway there was a black girl in line ,mid 20s. . An old white lady cut right in front of her black ass.... The young black girl looked stunned so did I.. the racist white lady using the blacks own techniques against them,,, that cracker bitch was soooo fucken racist...lucky there are people like me that point out these scum bags....

Edit I want to punch both of those hoes.and I don't really have aids ladies!!!
 
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