cool story
when you say "to a racist" are you speaking in the third person ?
> Middle of summer vacation
> Mom comes in shouting and tells me to go to the mall with my friends and socialize
> Scream 'No!' at her
> Says she'll throw my bionicles away
> Accept defeat, put on fanny pack and leave once she's tied my shoes and given me $20
> Start sweating real bad on the way to the mall, sweat patches forming on back, armpits and the backs of my knees
> Arrive at the mall, Pikachu t-shirt stuck to my skin
> See the girl I have been in love with for 7 years hanging out with friends
> Decide today is the day to introduce myself
> Start walking over, immediately regret it
> Face burning up and vision starting to blur
> Her and her friends are looking at me
> They must have noticed my shirt
> Try to peel it off but it's really stuck
> Leave it round my neck like a scarf
> 'Are you ok?' she says
> 'Uh n-n-not much, you?'
> Weird looks and laughing
> Skin hotter than the sun
> Fighting back the tears, mouth and eyes twitching
> 'Uh, I think we'd better go'
> Try to explain myself
> 'NO WAIT! We're meant to be Laura!'
> 'WTF creep how do you know my name?'
> Tears start to roll down my face
> Lift my fedora to grab my hanky but my spaghetti stash falls out and runs down my face
> Let go and the chinstrap pings it down, splashing sauce all over her
> She screams
> Grab the corner of my cape to try and wipe it off
> Accidentally trip and sock her in the face
> Gasps
> Decide to bolt, running low to the ground like a ninja
> Trip on my cape again
> Hit face on floor and bust nose
> grabbing at face, the pain is too much
> I feel a squeak sneek out my ass
> Oh god no
> Crowd forming round me
> 'THAT GUY JUST HIT ME IN THE FACE'
> Sobbing, one hand grabbing face the other my ass
> Pressure building in anus
> Can no longer contain it
> Wet squelching anal explosions
> Quickly stand up and fight way through crowd
> Uncontrollable shitting parts the seas of people
> Security tackle me to the ground
> They phone my mom
> She cries and apologises
> Make her listen to my Pokemon The Third Movie Soundtrack cassette the whole ride home