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april

april

Pickle Queen
Pinworm said:
So I've been venting into my attic without charcoal. I just took a stretch out front before my run, and my fucking yard smells like daaannnnk! I'm ordering a CAN asap.



Heel to toe baby. Heel to toe.
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what heel...that's my issue..lol I'm a wedge lady..unless I'm not expected to walk in them..lmfao oh lady skills..I lack u..did u ever walk around in us mom's heels? U know the ones. ..lol I broke my mom's a few times lol oops
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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april said:
what heel...that's my issue..lol I'm a wedge lady..unless I'm not expected to walk in them..lmfao oh lady skills..I lack u..did u ever walk around in us mom's heels? U know the ones. ..lol I broke my mom's a few times lol oops
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I dunno babes. Strike them thangs. Rock 'em ugly like birken-stocks (just as long as you promise never to mention that name here)
 
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kmog33

kmog33

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Pinworm said:
So I've been venting into my attic without charcoal. I just took a stretch out front before my run, and my fucking yard smells like daaannnnk! I'm ordering a CAN asap.



Heel to toe baby. Heel to toe.
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Haha im expecting this in my backyard in the next week or so, its slowly creeping out of the garage into the area surrounding it haha.

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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Pinworm said:
Heel to toe baby. Heel to toe.
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This

april said:
Ya mine are mostly for on the boat and up at the trailer..and gardening...I need to learn how to walk in heels...any tips?
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1. Most importantly it's heel toe, not clomp clomp like a horse hoof

2. Don't lean back (or worse, forward egad!), as in any forward motion, lead with your core, head up Don't jut your hips forward

3. Attitude baby! wedges are great too but when you're wearing heals WEAR 'EM.

4. walk as if walking on a line more than walking with feet too wide apart. (puts swing in the hips)
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Pinworm said:
I dunno babes. Strike them thangs. Rock 'em ugly like birken-stocks (just as long as you promise never to mention that name here)
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I just refuse to wear Birks. Ugh, I just associate them with women who don't shave (sorry to anyone that has them) I KNOOOOW: "they are sooo comfortable !" So are your holey underwear but both are equally repugnant.

I do have some ugly assed shoes that are comfy too: These are great for stretching out the toe and strengthening the arches: but ugly as sin. I get the weirdest looks from some. They look like dog feet :



 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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See the LT for the disposition. 28 days commissary restriction. 2 days later back on the mainline. Dope fiends owe, so I go claim mine. 25 cartons, now I'm straight. Keep seventeen and my homeboys eight. Cops are hot. Start back boomin'. Got 'em sending money on the western union. 2 fat grams of that china white, now them dope fiends tryin' to fight...
Hookabelly said:
I just refuse to wear Birks. Ugh, I just associate them with women who don't shave (sorry to anyone that has them) I KNOOOOW: "they are sooo comfortable !" So are your holey underwear but both are equally repugnant.

I do have some ugly assed shoes that are comfy too: These are great for stretching out the toe and strengthening the arches: but ugly as sin. I get the weirdest looks from some. They look like dog feet :



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You win RIU. Gimme hugs.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Pinworm said:
See the LT for the disposition. 28 days commissary restriction. 2 days later back on the mainline. Dope fiends owe, so I go claim mine. 25 cartons, now I'm straight. Keep seventeen and my homeboys eight. Cops are hot. Start back boomin'. Got 'em sending money on the western union. 2 fat grams of that china white, now them dope fiends tryin' to fight...

You win RIU. Gimme hugs.
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Ummm what?
 
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