5 word story

[a senile fungus]

Seemed like a good compromise.

 

[ChingOwn]

and a very small penis

 

[Garybhoy11]

But she still wanted the

 

[BarnBuster]

but, OHHH, that third leg!

 

[Garybhoy11]

but, OHHH, that third leg!

Made her forget the midget

 

[Scroga]

The machine that went like

 

[a senile fungus]

but, OHHH, that third leg!

Made her forget the midget

Guys, it is a mare

 

[Pinworm]

you can't milk male horses?

 

[a senile fungus]

Its been done. Don't ask.

 

[Pinworm]

Moving right along we decided

 

[Scroga]

Its same as a cat

 

[a senile fungus]

. But then we tried it,

 

[cat of curiosity]

and it was so good

 

[a senile fungus]

that we bought more poniez

 

[Garybhoy11]

And a couple of cows

 

[Garybhoy11]

Not barnyard just dirty cows

 

[a senile fungus]

like that nanny on TV.

 

[Garybhoy11]

Id smash her back doors

 

[a senile fungus]

but breaking and entering is

 

[Foothills]

I used the cow shit