My Take on the Update Regarding the Status of Tweed's Products
May 01, 2014
To our Valued Customers,
At Tweed, our number one priority is to deceive you into believing we have the best NEW names for our product.. We aim to be a reliable/yet deceptive partner that always has the supply of products that our customers require BUT we simply can't do what we thought we could...produce medical grade marijuana without having all these pitfalls and setbacks. We are in this for the money and you don't really matter but your money does so, we will come out with some sorta shit and sell it to you at our reasonably, over priced rates.
To date, we have fallen short, AGAIN. It's becoming harder and harder to trick you smart MF's into believing us. You see, we thought we only had to fool the newbies but you buggers know the game Although we targeted April for our first strains to be available, because we said that to con you into buying our 'new named' weed. Ya, that's right, we think we're so cool we can rename weed! As a new company growing and harvesting our first batches, each step has taken longer than expected.Truth be told, we didn't even know what growing was all about until recently - particularly product testing. We have included a process called “cold pasteurization” (also known as irradiation and we know you don't want this but too bad! We think we run the show) This process has taken extra time that we did not anticipate but you'll get your full doses of radiation at no extra cost. We're good like that at Tweed.
With each passing week, we’ll be releasing more and more strain names ( we call weed whatever the hell we want to) While we will likely experience more growing pains, telling lies, deception, trickery, BS etc we ask that you remain patient with the entire Tweed team as we are working to ensure that we continue to be transparent, money grubbing, money-focused, and committed to ending your miserable lives.
Your support and patience AND money is truly appreciated.