I know right...
I always got a kick out of those "save a child" commercials. "Anna has to walk six miles each day to get water. "
Why don't the dumb bitch just move 5.7 miles closer to the water? Boom! Problem solved.
They run these commercials here
save the panda for £3 per month
when you sign up to the panda deal you get a sticker book and a cuddly soft panda toy
during the same commercial break
save the African child
who has no fresh drinking water £3 per month
with the African child deal you do not get a cuddly toy or even a sticker book
perhaps it would be inappropriate to have a soft toy made in the image of an African child who requires water
however if they had done this they would of been better placed to compete with the panda deal
for £3 per month i can save a panda or an African
i could pay £6 per month and save them both, due to other commitments and financial limitations
( i already sponsor a giraffe a white tiger) both of which i might add come with a cuddly toy
faced with this dilemma i decided to go for the panda as it seemed like a better deal
pretty soon ill have my own zoo of fluffy toys and sponsored animals