Help!!!! drug test tomorrow or a job!! what can i do??????

[spandy]

You're forgetting the "those" who bought synthetic urine and passed with flying colors after taking bat rips in the car.

Hurray for you! So did they make you a cook or a cashier?

 

[CannaCole]

Hurray for you! So did they make you a cook or a cashier?

It was actually a contract for when I ran my own business. I guess cashier because I was counting the money all the way to the bank.

 

[spandy]

If you are pissing for someone, they own you.

Haven't worked for anyone in over 15 years. I piss everyday, in my own toilet, full of pot.

Back to work.

 

[CannaCole]

Are we having a pissing contest now?

 

[iconoclast]

Trust me my friend, do not try to flush out your system. It is far too risky. You are much better off buying synthetic urine from a smoke shop. I've passed twice with it.

 

[Red1966]

If you are pissing for someone, they own you.

Haven't worked for anyone in over 15 years. I piss everyday, in my own toilet, full of pot.

Back to work.

Why is your toilet full of pot?

 

[Cali.Grown>408]

Pray for a cotton swab test

 

[UncleBuck]

Are we having a pissing contest now?

spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.

 

[MnM24]

Get someones piss

/thread

 

[Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]

i might have a drug test tomorrow for a job i need some help guys!!! what can i use that will clean my system out for a couple hrs

get a clean sample and keep it warm
Dr. Jekyll

start looking for a new job
Mr. Hyde

 

[CannaCole]

Just make sure your sample is body temp. Cold piss is a giveaway

Sure is. In microwave and under my armpit worked fine (hand warmers work also). Funny thing is my sister didn't give me enough piss so I used some of my own and failed. Good thing they let me try again with fake urine.

spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.

That's too bad. I'd be uptight too if I pissed on my own weed in the toilet everyday.

 

[spandy]

spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.

Could of just called me an asshole, but I appreciate your analysis.

 

[AtownSmoker]

This thread made me lol

https://www.rollitup.org/t/first-grow-indoor-t5-cfl-power-flower-fem.801482/page-7#post-10442381

 

[Red1966]

My sister uses some kind of battery powered warmer designed exactly for keeping piss at body temp. And synthetic urine. They never test me where I work. Seems odd because I operate dangerous machinery and material, like uranium. My real name is Homer Simpson.

 

[killemsoftly]

Doh! I knew it. ^^^^^

So Red. How's it hanging?
Thirsty?

 

[iconoclast]

In a pinch you can always pick some of this up.