Help!!!! drug test tomorrow or a job!! what can i do??????

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spandy

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If you are pissing for someone, they own you.

Haven't worked for anyone in over 15 years. I piss everyday, in my own toilet, full of pot.

Back to work.
 
CannaCole

CannaCole

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OscarLaGrouch said:
Just make sure your sample is body temp. Cold piss is a giveaway
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Sure is. In microwave and under my armpit worked fine (hand warmers work also). Funny thing is my sister didn't give me enough piss so I used some of my own and failed. Good thing they let me try again with fake urine.

UncleBuck said:
spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.
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That's too bad. I'd be uptight too if I pissed on my own weed in the toilet everyday.
 
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spandy

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UncleBuck said:
spandy is one of those uptight, cranky, right wing religious racist types.

if something's not bothering him, he'll find something.

a man as bitter as he is will die early is the good news though.
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Could of just called me an asshole, but I appreciate your analysis.
 
Red1966

Red1966

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My sister uses some kind of battery powered warmer designed exactly for keeping piss at body temp. And synthetic urine. They never test me where I work. Seems odd because I operate dangerous machinery and material, like uranium. My real name is Homer Simpson.
 
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