I'm getting my lady a pistol for her birthday

bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Go ahead, liberal gun control people, let me have it.

I already own a Henry.
I also own a plinker Just a toy for the range, really.

I have this beauty, a Smithfield Armory pistol.
And I'm going to get her a small concealable .380.

It's a baby but Sig makes great stuff even though they've had some issues in the past. She got really freaked out when she read about some dude who'd been raping 11 year olds and we have a 7 year old girl. We have a blast at the range when we go now and again, and I figure I'd rather her feel safe if she's out at night. She's a sexy as hell mom with tats all over and an ass that would make a lampshade cry, by the way. So I don't want some cocksucker putting his hands on her either.

Ok! that's all I got. Come at me.

Edited because I don't want the govt finding my shit out because all the guns are legally owned. Don't trust anyone.
 
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Sativied

Sativied

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Gun-control-baiting? :dunce:

bu$hleaguer said:
It's a baby but Sig makes great stuff even though they've had some issues in the past. She got really freaked out when she read about some dude who'd been raping 11 year olds and we have a 7 year old girl. We have a blast at the range when we go now and again, and I figure I'd rather her feel safe if she's out at night. She's a sexy as hell mom with tats all over and an ass that would make a lampshade cry, by the way.
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Yeah doh... of course she freaked out...

bu$hleaguer said:
No, because she'd like one.
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A dick?

bu$hleaguer said:
Beautiful, almost too sexy.
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Sure is, reminds me of playing cowboy and indians...
 
DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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bu$hleaguer said:
Go ahead, liberal gun control people, let me have it.

I already own a Henry Big boy 45 colt:
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Beautiful, almost too sexy.


I also own a plinker:
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A S&W 22A in 22lr. Just a toy for the range, really.

I have this beauty, a Smithfield Armory xdm 5.1 in .45acp:
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And I'm going to get her a small concealable .38. Sig Sauer p238:
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It's a baby but Sig makes great stuff even though they've had some issues in the past. She got really freaked out when she read about some dude who'd been raping 11 year olds and we have a 7 year old girl. We have a blast at the range when we go now and again, and I figure I'd rather her feel safe if she's out at night. She's a sexy as hell mom with tats all over and an ass that would make a lampshade cry, by the way. So I don't want some cocksucker putting his hands on her either.

Ok! that's all I got. Come at me.
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.22 FMJ goes in your hip and exits your left nostril. deadly for that reason.
 
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schuylaar

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reminds me of my ex giving my youngest daughter a gun for her college graduation..nothing says love, more like her carrying around a black case opening up the revolver and having all the bullets fall out.
 
Da Mann

Da Mann

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Wilksey said:
Just get her a .38 revolver dude.

Shooter induced stoppages, due to lack of training / giving a fuck, are rampant with automatics but almost completely absent with revolvers.
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Yep. A nice double action Revolver. Fool proof and as big as she feels she can shoot comfortably.I gave my girlfriend a S&W .22 I believe is 8 shoot. Weighs nothing and would scare the chit out of me.
 
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