Best Hiding Places?

tekdc911

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picture a bathroom trash can with used condoms on top in plain view
would you want to dig around in it ? just saying o_O
 

kinddiesel

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pvc pipe . with ends that screw shut bury that in the woods . lot of people do that . I don't suggest doing it in your own yard because if your know to have hundreds of thousands laying around they will find it . and never keep your eggs in 1 basket. it would be a nice problem to have needing to hide hundreds or even millions of dollars .
 

ajaygrowshay

Active Member
I hid something up my butt once......now i have colitis and irritable bowel syndrome. I highly recommend another option. Let me think.......

I got it. Buy a coathanger tube (yeah, the one in the closet where one slides into the other. you may need to put hair around the bigger pipe before you can slide the smaller pipe IN). Stick al yer rolled up loot in there ya gangsta's!! No one will ever find it. Another good one: take apart a tv,...wait maybe that's not such a good idea. Ok, i got it. Roll up all those andrew jacksons, my brutha, and slide them into the chambers of yer six-shooters. The rozzers ull never find em!!!! Oh, carry the shell cartridges in your pocket. You never know when you might need to load the gun, especialluy in 'Murka.

Seriously, some of these guys on riu are just to easy to lampoon. ok, now that i've had a laugh, and to prove i'm not a total a-hole, i will dispense some gems. Cops and robbers look for the obvious. Medications not safe for kids, Safes are Greatttttttt!!!!!! For c n r, not so good. usually they hold a gun to your head and make you open it. you are so rattled you fuck it up, they get angry, decide to off you and now your effin dead. They take safe to ye locale safecracker and give hime 2k for opening the safe. Someone's richer and your mutilated or dead.

I know how to drywall and plaster. in a past life, as a wage slave for a capitalist pig, i acquired many construction skills. I can hide $10, 000, 000 in the averaged bungalow/ranch house. Guess what? Any guy like me can come along and find it given enough time/ ruthlessness. In my book, the safest place for money is: a) buried in a 50 gallon plastic drum after having been vacuum-sealed by you and buried by you, with no witnesses and b) in a bank, far, far away. Not in another galaxy, however, but offshore. Learn currency limits. Go on vacation. Get bank account. Deposit $. Never tell gov't that issues you a passport of the existence of said account. If you believe i've been helpful: think happy thoughts about me and tell your buddies here KES isn't an a-hole just a stoner with a fucked up sense of humour. If you feel I'm still an a-hole, lob tomatoes, shit or whatever else comes to mind. Either way, it's all good my bruthas............



kill em softly

let it rip
You better check your laws brother. A lot of overseas banks that were thought to be private(Swiss, etc) are now agreeing to share account info. Look it up my friend
 

LIBERTYCHICKEN

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Store it inside the phone jack face plates in your house. Just like Walter White hid his ricin poison for 2 years.
The nice thing about doing this is when the room temp is warmer than outside/attic , their will be a thermal up draft that will negate any smell in the room.

Also if you lay the area out well , the outlet/jack can be conselled by the theifs themselves .........
Put a bookcase or something simmilar caty-corned with the jack on one side , then keep a rifle or something of interest to them propped up against the wall on that side and nothing else. On the other side pile up a good size stack of ordanary books or something else that will not draw any interest to them.
When the room is searched the riffle will be one of the first things they look at , drawing their attetion to that area first . Once they have removed the rifle they will naturaly want to investigate behind the caty-cornered book case, The eazyest way for them to do this is to pull it away from the side with the books (the empty side they just searched), and put it against the wall with the jack/outlet
 
a long time ago i got robbed i had bout 5oz of brick in my coffee can in the kitchen ( i dont drink the shit but im geting off topic) anyway they got off with 4 guns and a 5000 dollar tv never found my stash
 

growone

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love the thread, good ideas and humor all in one
one issue is the state you live in, laws are different
in good old NY, know for gun control and other practices
if someone busts in, and they're killed, it's tough shit
as long as there was no connection between them and you, it's open season
just don't let them get outside, or if they did, drag them back in over the thresh hold
actual advice from a NY state trooper
 

tampee

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Don't tell anyone your business and look poor if someone I know finds out you got enough money to worry about getting robbed they coming in with guns and masks and put a gun to your girl/wife, kid or mother whatever or just tie you up and start pulling finger nails either way you will talk.

So if you are an idiot I would keep ruffly 10k in the wall then take the rest deep in the forest state forest so you don't need to worry about someone building on your stash buy gold or platinum if you don't got shit for money silver as it will be easier to find then 1 gold coin just do not forget where you bury it 3 feet minimum. but if your dumb enough to let people know how much money you hold your probably too dumb to find where buried your precious metals.

Omerta (silence) is the key convince everyone your a bum cry about money.
 

MonkeyGrinder

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My god I did the same thing back in the day with a stash of coke.
Was at a small house party. About 12 people there. The host's neighbor was a crotchety old snitch. Had the music on loud so didn't hear cops pull up. Had some people blazing in the living room.
Boom Boom Boom. Door opens.
Hear cops talking smack to people.
I'm upstairs in the bathroom. Pull stash out of pocket. Look at toilet. Nah screw that. Shove it into a deodorant stick. Put it back on sink counter top.
Was downstairs a few minutes prior and my friend and I were doing lines off the coffee table in the den. Had a few cut already before I went upstairs. My friend thought sort of fast and when the cops came in he grabbed a D&D book and set it on top of the lines.
Came downstairs with hands up and was sitting by my pal while they were trying to verbally shake us down.
Between me, my pal and the cop talking smack there's a glass coffee table with a couple hidden rails on it.
They arrest the guy with weed.
Take in a guy there who was 19 and had been drinking then leave.
I go upstairs. Get my stash. Laugh it off with the host after he finds out we covered the coke with a book.
Say goodbye cause didn't want to chance a repeat due to neighbor. Do a line with him and hit the door.
 

thatguytom

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Lol well I'm a pretty good Easter egg Hunter and pretty good at hiding them also or rooms get a ways.. route,plan,back up plan etc.. not because of illegal activity of course but though I am a proud infantry man..with ocd which brings my creativity levels up 10 full when I catch them it's bad news for other opponent..and flying around undetected in front of those looking for ya ..well lets just say I've seriously hand to God watch a buddy have is parole officer visit at work I literally watched him walk and gross direct paths and escape a side door of the restaurant...and take off running and escaped..searching for about a hour till gave up... Really directly crossing paths seems farfetched but this Is something I can help those in need with safety precautions escape,/ evacuation.. just a few simple steps then you can be elaborate as you want from there...basically just what's your life or freedom worth to you.. I don't want nothing but for you to be successful...meaning how much you will spend on your safety and how many precautions are you willing to take..kinda like growing to me I did exactly what i tell people not to do ...over think,over evaluate and understanding the key factors in mis direction.. like Bruce Willis said in lucky number sleven...a Kansas city shuffle... How ever let me state for record I'm not a hitman not am I bald or balding...but the twist and misdirected attention is precisely what I'm referring to... And like I said anyone who would Like more info just let me know if would like entire plan and stuff etc. Pm and ill get the details involved from ya then plan it up while putting it on a thread for the next person to duplicate or modify to needs or liking I'm not saying I'm some genius or anything but I only had my pot taken from me one time and that was the first time ever buying it I needed to know where to stash it too his advice and to no surprise i was robbed twice because I now aware a dime isn't a little jewelry box with roaches..then again I was 11 I got what I deserved in a sense...I'm almost 3o and its never left my possession since..and I've hidden wholesale numbers for a cut when youngster or when I was dumb and sold illegally..now I'm growing for me and wife only! All the respectable people in my area who had some dank are all sitting tight after my best buddy got out on accident after taking blame from a raid...well i bet he's somewhere sunny.. one day maybe he can come home again..but never thought I'd have a friend risk that much freedom to warn me over some kiddy amount sitting in my safe..that him or his dog has to find first... Anyhow ocd and fattie of snowcap got me rambling..so let me know if I can help anyone with pretty much anything a second set of eyes can help with..
 

schuylaar

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love the thread, good ideas and humor all in one
one issue is the state you live in, laws are different
in good old NY, know for gun control and other practices
if someone busts in, and they're killed, it's tough shit
as long as there was no connection between them and you, it's open season
just don't let them get outside, or if they did, drag them back in over the thresh hold
actual advice from a NY state trooper
true that^^^^
 

thatguytom

Active Member
I'm against illegal raids and no knock raids involving the cop that got shot in head going through window as a no knock raid in Killeen tx it's sad but juStifiable that time around with all the cop stuff involved wouldn't it be a bit easier to say that they knock for their protecttion not ours....just since it and marijuana are both headlines in news and papers all we need Is for them to think it's involved some twisted version of the truth like the other last min desperate propaganda move making.. its funny guess government didn't want anyone else knowing what they did and do maybe that's why they stopped training psyop and how to strike fear in there minds..fear creates a following of frightened individuals.and that should make you wonder what else are they hiding and keeping concealed..or are they just happy that American found and cured cancer...as If that strain made from wasn't in the ole miss secret garden..either way figured wouldn't hurt to choose words fairly wisely don't forget the have a small group supporting then guys like Barry Cooper who was just lost and blinded by surrounding and influences..repaying it back well i think the dvds had some educational stuff that myself was even UN aware of. It'sa start...
 

thatguytom

Active Member
love the thrd, good ideas and humor all in one
one issue is the state you live in, laws are different
in good old NY, know for gun control and other practices
if someone busts in, and they're killed, it's tough shit
as long as there was no connection between them and you, it's open season
just don't let them get outside, or if they did, drag them back in over the thresh hold
actual advice from a NY state trooper


Same as the Good ole lonestar state
 

thatguytom

Active Member
The nice thing about doing this is when the room temp is warmer than outside/attic , their will be a thermal up draft that will negate any smell in the room.

Also if you lay the area out well , the outlet/jack can be conselled by the theifs themselves .........
Put a bookcase or something simmilar caty-corned with the jack on one side , then keep a rifle or something of interest to them propped up against the wall on that side and nothing else. On the other side pile up a good size stack of ordanary books or something else that will not draw any interest to them.
When the room is searched the riffle will be one of the first things they look at , drawing their attetion to that area first . Once they have removed the rifle they will naturaly want to investigate behind the caty-cornered book case, The eazyest way for them to do this is to pull it away from the side with the books (the empty side they just searched), and put it against the wall with the jack/outlet

This individual understands miss direction.. lol didn't notice it earlier must habe skipped a page.. very nice idea practical easily employed and a decoy very nice and its that kind of intelligence that can make or break a man...if I could give rep or if knew how I would,because hit the nail on head with that answer! Most people don't realize in the middle of a high stress moment such as a raid or taking over a building in Afghanistan its not gonna be wait a bit then decide by then your seeing property destroyed or pocketed..whichever suits the law best I suppose.. but your not going to achieve anything running for keys or money stash or your shoes..at that matter like my my buddy lives I'm a colasac dead center street a antenna on the roof a car battery in closet with radar and scanner to know when a cop or few othr city and non city vehicles will trigger but that's a solid min or two before they come by to a empty house cuz all you should be grabbing is wallet for I'd etc and family or loved ones..because like Einstein said "creativity is intelligene having a fun" who thinks they know how it ended
 
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