Would you rather...

[vostok]

The latter ...everytime so many "happy" people are in a relationship, and so fucking lonely, I know I have fucked half of them ...lol

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Would you have an extra finger, or lose one?

Functional finger or weirdly misplaced finger?

 

[Pinworm]

Functional finger or weirdly misplaced finger?

Wierdly misplaced, because I will be able to use it beep-boop peoples noses.

 

[Pinworm]

Would you rather spend one month living without using any money or spend 3 months in a wheelchair?

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Extra finger definitely.
Already done the month with no money thing, easy shit with no job.

 

[Pinworm]

Would you rather go 30 days without refined sugar or 90 days without caffeine?

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

90 days without caffeine.
Would you rather become a mormon or slapping y0 mama silly?

 

[ChingOwn]

no sugar=no caffeine cause coffee would be nasty so both

 

[Pinworm]

90 days without caffeine.
Would you rather become a mormon or slapping y0 mama silly?

Magic underwear.

 

[Pinworm]

Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel free of charge for one year or have a chauffeur driven limousine free of charge for one year?

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

A hotel sounds nice.

 

[Pinworm]

A hotel sounds nice.

Sometimes I think that would be cool. Then I think, like, dude, I could just live inside that huge car. Then not only would I be mobile, but also look like a complete asshole while doing it.

 

[mr sunshine]

Crabs or lobsters?

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Crabs

Doggy or missionary?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Wierdly misplaced, because I will be able to use it beep-boop peoples noses.

That's just weird, man.

 

[natro.hydro]

Lobster all day

weird finger, never specified placement just that it was weird so for extra points I would have it directly below my shaft so I can give chicks the shocker while banging em lol.

Hotel for a month, so long as it is a suite cus im big ballin like that

no caffeine, got a bit of a sweet tooth

mormon i guess given the other option

doggy, easier on the hips lol

 

[Pinworm]

Well, I already got crabs, so....

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Or was this a make your own would you rather?
Would you rather eat a chick out on her period or drink month old bong water? Wish i could say bong water but i have had the unfortunate experience of drinking dirty bong water so prob have to have to go with the bloody vag myself, upside is if i am eating it i am def getting laid after, the bong water offers no sexual release, just intestinal from vomiting.
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I showed up at a McDonalds drive up window @ 3:00 am in my formative years with what looked like (unbeknownst to me) a big red fuckn bozo smile.

Saw myself in the window & promptly puked on my door.

Fucccckkkkkk - thanks for dredging that one up.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

weird finger, never specified placement just that it was weird so for extra points I would have it directly below my shaft so I can give chicks the shocker while banging em lol.

lol

How much to watch?

 

[mr sunshine]

Well, I already got crabs, so....

Sorry about that guess I never really gave you much of a choice with that one! U get used to them..