The Drunk Thread!

[Pinworm]

Sober Junk VS. Drunk Junk

Drunk junk for the wins.

 

[Pinworm]

Reposted for posterity.

 

[Metasynth]

lurk lurk lurk

 

[Garden Boss]

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Almost liked my own pic.. sneaky like collecting bastard!

 

[Pinworm]

Almost liked my own pic.. sneaky like collecting bastard!

ugh, I almost got you, too! see...this guy....this guy

 

[Garden Boss]

ugh, I almost got you, too!

DAMN IT!!!!

 

[Pinworm]

lurk lurk lurk

idk even know why I liked this retarded post. I made you a steak and everythings..

 

[Padawanbater2]

What's up tonight fellas, I've got a good buzz going right now

You guys heard this song? I like it

 

[Pinworm]

What's up tonight fellas, I've got a good buzz going right now

You guys heard this song? I like it

Whatsup buddy? I'm buzzin, too. Sorry for late response. Killer track. Makes my brains go wobbly. The first part w/ caps sort of made me feel like an asshole, but still...Nice.

 

[Yessica...]

I am not drunk, but I feel drunk constantly. Insomnia + MMJ + going off pharmaceuticals = feeling drunk ALL THE TIME!

 

[Pinworm]

And your a pinworm...stuck inside all of us.

Oh Shit, there's a little left, and I'm slurring my typing, and speaking cursive... thank goodness for autospell.

I know how to do that horshoe trick, too! That's only because I'm fairly/sort of smart.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Shoulder slipped again last night. Should see the other guy.



In reality I tripped and fell out a door about 4 feet to the ground.

 

[Pinworm]

Shoulder slipped again last night. Should see the other guy.



In reality I tripped and fell out a door about 4 feet to the ground.

Bummer. Doing ok now?

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Bummer. Doing ok now?

Yeah didn't pop out all the way. Thanks for asking.
*rotates shoulder*

Fuckin alcohol getting me too "relaxed" n shit.

 

[Pinworm]

Yeah didn't pop out all the way. Thanks for asking.
*rotates shoulder*

Fuckin alcohol getting me too "relaxed" n shit.

Shit. Fuck all that. Pour some whiskey ontop and then rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine. What are we drinking today?

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Shit. Fuck all that. Pour some whiskey ontop and then rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine. What are we drinking today?

*deep voice opera*
"Land of the sky blue waaaAAAtersss"
and the last of the makers mark. twas on sale, couldn't resist.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Bourbon on sale is probably the best deal in the history of the world.

 

[Pinworm]

Bourbon on sale is probably the best deal in the history of the world.

You said it!

MmmmmmmHamms.

 

[Pinworm]

The only cliché I will allow myself.

 

[Garden Boss]

The only cliché I will allow myself.

here's a better version IMHO