The Beard Thread

[Yessica...]

A Redneck game? What's the goal? Grow a beard and not bathe?

"Duck Dynasty"

Apparently it's a show - never seen it. Heard they're a little on the side of bigotry though...

But the game is just shootin stuff, eating hot peppers and doughnuts. It's fun!

 

[Yessica...]

Oh, and when you loose, they shave your beard. You get 3 beards before you die.

And when you WIN - your beard gets BIGGER and more luscious!

 

[a senile fungus]

Oh, and when you loose, they shave your beard. You get 3 beards before you die.

And when you WIN - your beard gets BIGGER and more luscious!

You mean, this isn't real life?

 

[TheGreenHornet]

his wife is hottttttt soonn

 

[a senile fungus]

He doesn't have a wedding ring on, but she does...

 

[kmog33]

Getting thicker

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[ChingOwn]

He doesn't have a wedding ring on, but she does...

Its tattooed on his hand for foreverness clearly your not a fan LOL

 

[a senile fungus]

Its tattooed on his hand for foreverness clearly your not a fan LOL

Damn,
You've got me bearded for the beard I am. I've never seen the beard, nor do I care to. Tattoos are forever. And herpes. And beard.

 

[Steve French]

I failed.

I was immediately filled with a sense of loss and regret. I can no longer consider myself a man. If I don't end it all, this shall be day one of my new beard.

 

[a senile fungus]

There's always another beard on the horizon.

 

[Growan]

Every cloud has a silver beard

 

[Growan]

Getting thicker

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That's a fine display. Both formation and density are excellent.

 

[kmog33]

That's a fine display. Both formation and density are excellent.

Thank you sir.

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[Jimmyjonestoo]

Ignore the dirty face I'm still at work.

 

[Growan]

Yup. Still got a beard.

Ignore the dirty face I'm still at work.

not that good a beard. But it's a beard....

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Ignore the dirty face I'm still at work.

 

[Growan]

O

Oh my beard...!

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Yup. Still got a beard.

not that good a beard. But it's a beard....

Pfft

 

[puffdatchronic]

I also failed. Have this training programme + upcoming interview to go to for a job .. so wanted to look a bit less hobo for a few weeks. Though I'll be back. Plus it seems beards are really in at the company, I would estimate at least 75% beardage.

There's a guy in my training class who has the bushiest ginger beard I have seen in real life, and he has to say the word "beardatude" at least 5 times a day.. usually in the context of positive employability traits.

 

[Growan]

Pfft

Honestly, that chin-titan is something to behold. I alway get sick of mine and it goes back to being just a face-sock.
I don't know if i've got what it takes, but you inspire me, sir. I'm gonna give it a try.