Does anyone twit? Tweet? Twitagra? I dont know - am I missing out?

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
i feel very awkward when meeting new people, especially foreigners, and they ask whats your facebook and i say dont have one. I always get a weird look. I even got told once, what do you do with your life??? And i said i live it. I dont understand tweeter and ive had people who understand it try explain it to me and i realized they dont really understand it either.
I gotta say, I do most of my long-distance communication on the book - my fam and buds are all over the place. I dont read a lot of other peoples shit - because it's often not funny, or completely unecessary:

"granola for breakfast - yum!"

Couldn't you say "yurm" or thorw in some swears? Who the fuck cares what you had for breakfast??

That being said, I just told facebook about my new MMJ prescription - BECAUSE I LEGALLY CAN - BOOM! And also, consequently "came out" about the fact that I'm cray cray. It's been nice - a lot of us whack-jobs out there, and they love to chat!

Been having mental health chats with long lost friends, or aquaitences all day. People really open up when you're open.

Oh - I got side-tracked into the emo zone....damn....fuck I gotta get this party back on track...

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racerboy71

bud bootlegger
I signed up to twitter...they should call it "who give two shits"
that's the thing i don't get about twatter.. unless you have followers, you can twat till your twat falls off and not a single person will ever read them, well, unless of course you do that stupid ass pound sign thingy with someone else's name i guess..
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
I don't care what everyone else is doing and hopefully no one wants to hear mindless palaver from me
preaching to the choir commander, i feel the same exact way.. like i really gaf what someone has to say in 185 words or less or w/e the twatter limit may be before you're required an episiotomy ..
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
i signed up - for the sole purpose of being able to read my funny buddy's twatters, because he twattered a lot. I was on there, for about 2 mins. I didn't see what the fuss was about.

Now he takes screen shots of the twats he thinks I will appreciate and sends those to me.

One of my favs:

"I like my belts like I like my gays...choking me"

hahahaha
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
i signed up - for the sole purpose of being able to read my funny buddy's twatters, because he twattered a lot. I was on there, for about 2 mins. I didn't see what the fuss was about.

Now he takes screen shots of the twats he thinks I will appreciate and sends those to me.

One of my favs:

"I like my belts like I like my gays...choking me"

hahahaha
i had to sign up when riu was down during the re-launch as all of the mods were locked out.. i started a twatter account, and luckily sunni got back to me in a few minutes..
now i have no clue as to watt my twatter name even was, maybe something like hairy hole @twatter.com? :D
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
vines are funnier than tweets
Eventually when the satellite here gets out from behind the clouds, I will be able to watch that. Oh it worked - hahahahaha - whats a vine? hahaha

A bunch of my friends luuuuuuurve Insta-douche. They keep saying how much I would luuurve it. I would, probably. But I would probably offend more people that dont have a good sense of humour, than actually make people laugh...

So many people have a fuckin stick up their ass....hahaha

Not here on the RIU....I like it here!
 
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