The UK Growers Thread!

The Yorkshireman

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All over the place today man been Huddersfield , Bradford, Keighley , Shipley , Birstall and brighouse ... dont even know if any of them are close to you lol .... I didnt realise Bradford has a jamaican centre lol .. I was walking round there pissing myself cus all my head could hear was "desmoooooond" lol
Lol yeah I live in Shipley, 1 mile from the town centre (not that 1 street of shops and an Asda looks like a town centre).

Bradford centre is about 3 miles away, 20 mins on a bus or 7 mins and 1 stop on the train from here (I've been there today too).

Where about in Shipley were you?
 

zeddd

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Yeah same here, was having a fight with a doorman once n a plain clothes copper jumped on me to break it up, he got a kicking as well for getting involved an i got away with it as he was in plain clothes and NONE of the witnesses heard him identify himself properly
he made the mistake of underestimating you so deserved his humiliation, and the law supported this, some of my fights have been with bigger geezas throwin their weight, one xmas i was doin a bit o shoppin with a disabled child and parked in a bt carpark on a sunday, came back to find some18 stone geeza standing by my beemer...is this ur car, yeah, right im closing the gates and lockin u in, so i put the kid into his car seat and locked the car, the cunt was bolting the gates with a lock so i ran at him punched him in the back of the head then had him on the floor and battered him with all the hatred i had bottled up took the key unlocked the padlock and proceeded to beat him with the lock until he asked me to stop, happy xmas cunt
 

shawnybizzle

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Aye I know what u mean sae I won't jack it in but just get pissed off working for cunts I mean where I am at the min you can't fart without a permit mate just proper gets on ya tits after a bit....wish weed was legal we'd all be smashing it now
 

Garybhoy11

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he made the mistake of underestimating you so deserved his humiliation, and the law supported this, some of my fights have been with bigger geezas throwin their weight, one xmas i was doin a bit o shoppin with a disabled child and parked in a bt carpark on a sunday, came back to find some18 stone geeza standing by my beemer...is this ur car, yeah, right im closing the gates and lockin u in, so i put the kid into his car seat and locked the car, the cunt was bolting the gates with a lock so i ran at him punched him in the back of the head then had him on the floor and battered him with all the hatred i had bottled up took the key unlocked the padlock and proceeded to beat him with the lock until he asked me to stop, happy xmas cunt
One of my 1st chef jobs, I was 19 and working with my mate the head chef, we were having drinks after work one night with the waiting staff and it came out that one of the waitresses dad had raped her in the past and got away with it, stupidly the silly bitch still lived with him and her brother, anyway about a week or so later the prick of a rapist dad came to pick her up, well me and the head chef went out I ran up to the car and punched the cunt right thru the open window, he jumped out and started swinging a steering wheel lock, u know the big bar ones, trying to hit me wit it, the head chef ran up and kicked the cunt in the ribs and he dropped the steeing lock, which I proceeded to pick up and smash him about the body with for a gd 5 mins till he could barely move I did also go to stab the scummy bastard with my 12" chefs knife but my mate stopped me thankfully, I got away with that one as well only got probation lmao
 

Garybhoy11

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As soon as I've bought myself some wheels and passed my test I'll come up your way for a brew.

I've a little bird tucked away up there that wants destroying! lol
Haha sound man your welcome up this way anytime,
u not got a licence then yorkie, thot a man of your great knowledge would he driving by now lol
Im gonna be down ur end in a cpl months at most, prob going to see ice again at same time if ur not busy I'll give u a shout.
 
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