Posts from the toilet

[a senile fungus]

Anyone else feel the need to scrub their ass after a dump?

I always try to take the morning shit before I shower, but lately I've been brewing up a second turd later in the day. I don't like rolling around the rest of the day with the residue, so I've taken to giving the brown eye a little scrub down afterward. I mean think about it. If you got shit smeared on any other part of your body you wouldn't just whipe it off with a paper towel right? You'd use soap and water to wash it off properly ...... so why is your ass any different?

I shit in the shower. 2 birds with 1 stone. And its efficient on water, save the planet, wot wot?

 

[Hookabelly]

I was late to work today cause I had to shit. Couldn't hold it till I got to work.

Oh my

I took a shit at work and it was so good I didnt flush so somebody else could check it out...
g

You guys are one of those?? The shitsatworks? Cousin to the:

Shits at restaurant
Shits on plane
Shits at mall

 

[Pinworm]

Shitting in the shower is the green way to go. I'm way more liberal than you turds. I'm the guy you pretend to be.

 

[Hookabelly]

Shitting in the shower is the green way to go. I'm way more liberal than you turds. I'm the guy you pretend to be.

Pfft ! You think you're so progressive? I eat my own shit. Its a renewable resource. AND I know where my food is coming from. Yes from ass to table. Supports local farmers too. Less waste, great taste. I am more forward thinking than any of you shit wasters.

 

[Pinworm]

Pfft ! You think you're so progressive? I eat my own shit. Its a renewable resource. AND I know where my food is coming from. Yes from ass to table. Supports local farmers too. Less waste, great taste. I am more forward thinking than any of you shit wasters.

Less waste, great taste. That's catchier than it sounds. Eating shit is obviously the only way to go.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

 

[a senile fungus]

Oh dear!

 

[Indagrow]

I like to maintain my current weight so I often find myself eating whilst dumping. I'm more embarrassed about the wrapper noise than the fecal symphony

 

[Pinworm]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Just dropped a bomb. Almost self-gaped myself.
Made me feel like a hero.

 

[Pinworm]

Diarrhea!

 

[Pinworm]

And when you're gone, I sleep diagonal in my bed.

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Diabolical666]

just took a dump, thought of you

 

[Pinworm]

View attachment 3270402just took a dump, thought of you

<3

 

[bu$hleaguer]

View attachment 3270402just took a dump, thought of you

Girls don't shit, they create tootie


Edit:

At least that's what I tell myself when I'm lapping at their bungholes like a rabid greyhound starving of thirst.

 

[Diabolical666]

Tootie? that black girl from Fact of Life ?



Fuuuuuck, I just aged myself right thar

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Tootie? that black girl from Fact of Life ?



Fuuuuuck, I just aged myself right thar

Yeah. Because she's black. Get it? Like poop! AwwwwwyeeeeeAAAAAAH

 

[Diabolical666]

lol pin...they locked your other thread up

 

[Pinworm]

lol pin...they locked your other thread up

I requested as such. My girly sunni looks out for me. She locked all his other trashy treads too! She makes sure to keep the parasite from hurting himself! So I lubs her.