The Beard Thread

Is beards cool?

  • Yerp

    Votes: 36 47.4%

  • Nerp

    Votes: 7 9.2%

  • Shuttup

    Votes: 6 7.9%

  • I have most best beards

    Votes: 24 31.6%

  • My wiener is small

    Votes: 14 18.4%

  • I can't make a beards

    Votes: 6 7.9%

  • Penis

    Votes: 14 18.4%

  • Bagina

    Votes: 10 13.2%

  • Wicked Chopsticks

    Votes: 9 11.8%

  • Antagonist

    Votes: 8 10.5%
  • Total voters
    76
XXVII St.

XXVII St.

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Mustache rides a nickel-
I'd like to give your clit a tickle-
If your titties are not fickle-
better come and lick my pickle.

an ode to facial hair. by me.
 
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Growan

Growan

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I'm not as ginger as that picture makes me look, honest. I may live in ireland, but i havn't gone full immersion yet
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Growan said:
I'm not as ginger as that picture makes me look, honest. I may live in ireland, but i havn't gone full immersion yet
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If I could grow a beard - it would be ging, my mom's full-on GINGA face...

I didn't inherit any of the redness - but I did get the pasty skin, allergies, and AWESOME!

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Growan

Growan

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a senile fungus said:
Beard? Check.
Ginger? Check.
Irish? Check.
Associates with Level 9 Beardees? Check.

Level of suspicion raised to "moderate" and will continue to monitor.

Transmission complete.

Signing out.
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Goddammit i'm no paddy! And the colouring (did you see how i used a u in colouring - that's proper, that is) is distorted by the poor camera on my Xoom and the shitty weather, which IS irish. This is a fully trustworthy beard on the face of decent englishman who just happens to have fucked of his homeland. Good grief, now i'm being observated like a bloody terrorist, and i doubt this outburst has helped my situation!

I'm only ginger on the sides when it gets a bit longish! I have a soul!

:D

Phew
 
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