Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[sunni]

Holy fuck man doctors always running late my appointment was 30 mins ago jumpin jupiters

 

[Metasynth]

Holy fuck man doctors always running late my appointment was 30 mins ago jumpin jupiters

Before I had my surgery, sometimes my surgeon would make me wait as much as 45 minutes past my scheduled consultation.

 

[sunni]

Before I had my surgery, sometimes my surgeon would make me wait as much as 45 minutes past my scheduled consultation.

Apparently the dumbass receptionist didn't check me in when I told her I was here :/

 

[Metasynth]

Apparently the dumbass receptionist didn't check me in when I told her I was here :/

You should fart in her general direction.

 

[MightyMike530]

Being sick fucking sucks. I should hit the uk thread and cough on a few people.

Going a bit far aren't you....

 

[sunni]

Why do thy keep taking people before me who keep just walking in wtf man my appointment I have an appointment :/

 

[Metasynth]

Why do thy keep taking people before me who keep just walking in wtf man my appointment I have an appointment :/

Well, since you're late for your appointment now, they have to take the people who showed up on time, naturally.

 

[sunni]

Well, since you're late for your appointment now, they have to take the people who showed up on time, naturally.

Hahaah like wtf man

 

[charface]

Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?

 

[sunni]

Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?

yea

 

[Hookabelly]

Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?

Ok, that, On so many levels….


why don't you just admit that you do that so you can then smell the fart? I never heard of fart throwing until riding in the car with my male relatives.

 

[Growan]

Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?

I've killed for less...

 

[Garden Boss]

Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?

What mice protection do you have before you decide to sleep?

 

[sunni]

Holy fck fuck this I'm walking out not gunna wait 2 fuckin hours

 

[Metasynth]

What mice protection do you have before you decide to sleep?

He has a ferret installed in his rectum. You need ferrets? I know a guy.....

 

[Metasynth]

Holy fck fuck this I'm walking out not gunna wait 2 fuckin hours

Well, you're already there...You wanna have to come back and do it again? Waiting sucks, but just get it over with.

 

[Growan]

Holy fck fuck this I'm walking out not gunna wait 2 fuckin hours

Tough it out Sunni. Let them know you're pissed, but stick with it.

Maybe block the toilets on you way out?

 

[charface]

What mice protection do you have before you decide to sleep?

I use three layers of protection.

What mice protection do you have before you decide to sleep?

 

[sunni]

It wasn't anything serious it was just for bc script

 

[Fungus Gnat]

It wasn't anything serious it was just for bc script

Someone is planning for a night out on the town.