Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?
 
Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?

Ok, that, On so many levels….


why don't you just admit that you do that so you can then smell the fart? I never heard of fart throwing until riding in the car with my male relatives.
 
Question.
First a few details.
When I'm ready to fall asleep at night usually long after my wife,
I like to sleep with my hand cupped over her pussy so like no mice can go in there to lay eggs n shit.
However often she ends up farting and it somehow bubbles up into my hand.
Can I legally kill her for that?
What mice protection do you have before you decide to sleep?
 
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