The UK Growers Thread!

bazoomer

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Wait till u get in yer 40's, it's gets better, yer dick keeps on pissing after u put it away, hairs sprout from ears & nose , arse hole gets slack ,so u got to be careful when farting !,oh yes, it's great getting old. . . . Or is that just me ?
 

Don Gin and Ton

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that nothing man I was stoned in bed the last night n the missus asks when's our anniversary then follows with when's her bday..went totally blank n still can't remember...shes was not one bit pleased, still have to remember it lol
typical woman for ya that. griefing you cos she can't remember her own birthday haha
 

R3l@X

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Yeah my willy dribbles when I'm in a rush lol 2 darn busy to shake. worst are sharts, when u think u need to fast but u shit..#awks whenever I let one rip N the missus says eww I go wait till u have to scrub those stains out
 

Saerimmner

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Off out now, to take my demented Ma to get a flat, I will be known as Robert for the rest of the day !, Joy.
Entertain yourself by calling her a different male name each time you speak to her, use of the same name twice in 1 conversation shall result in demerit points( you will be forced to go buy some funky slippers and do the welsh version of relax`s riverdance video)
 

R3l@X

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Entertain yourself by calling her a different male name each time you speak to her, use of the same name twice in 1 conversation shall result in demerit points( you will be forced to go buy some funky slippers and do the welsh version of relax`s riverdance video)
do it baz!
 

shawnybizzle

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This hash better come cuz I was eyeing some Colombian marching powder up last neet and it looked the bollocks UK seller 100 a g but if my orders dont come all faith will be lost lol
 
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