Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Pinworm]

I watched all the twilight movies alone, FastForward is a must.....

You sound like team Jacob.

 

[charface]

I watch cum shots in super slow motion.
i like to watch the peen-eye open.

Then i watch it fast reverse and watch him dick vacume the cum off her eyes n teeth.

In the old days the picture got wonky but now. Totally doable.
thank you god

 

[giggles26]

I watch cum shots in super slow motion.
i like to watch the peen-eye open.

Then i watch it fast reverse and watch him dick vacume the cum off her eyes n teeth.

In the old days the picture got wonky but now. Totally doable.
thank you god

Hahah yes technology has it's plus sides!!!

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

I watch cum shots in super slow motion.
i like to watch the peen-eye open.

Then i watch it fast reverse and watch him dick vacume the cum off her eyes n teeth.

In the old days the picture got wonky but now. Totally doable.
thank you god

YES

 

[BDBandit]

I feel like I'm the only person in the world that finds Marilyn Monroe unattractive.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Garden Boss]

Awesome...

 

[charface]

Learn to work the saxaphone and I'll play just what I feel.
Drink scotch whiskey all night long, and die behind the wheel.

No googling.
name the band or tune.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[UncleBuck]

Learn to work the saxaphone and I'll play just what I feel.
Drink scotch whiskey all night long, and die behind the wheel.

No googling.
name the band or tune.

steely dan deacon blues.

 

[charface]

steely dan deacon blues.

You are in the circle of trust.

 

[UncleBuck]

You are in the circle of trust.

not smart. i shot my old man up in oregon once. wouldn't let them take me alive.

 

[MightyMike530]

fuck you buck!

 

[UncleBuck]

i get that a lot.

 

[MightyMike530]

yeah, it just felt right to let it out!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I watch cum shots in super slow motion.
i like to watch the peen-eye open.

Then i watch it fast reverse and watch him dick vacume the cum off her eyes n teeth.

In the old days the picture got wonky but now. Totally doable.
thank you god

I'm sorry but this really reminded me of an old joke:-

Why did the Jew watch the porno in reverse?

He liked the bit where the hooker actress gave the money back.



Ps I went to a very Jewish school and have heard the lot!

 

[Pinworm]

I hurt my ellllllllllbow.

 

[a senile fungus]

I hurt my ellllllllllbow.

About a pound?

 

[Pinworm]

About a pound?

Approximately 16oz's dry.

 

[a senile fungus]

Approximately 16oz's dry.

I deal with grams, bro