Fucking love the d.Bumpity bump....this thread should be stuck. It brings me great joy and a very real emotional high every time I read it. It is, this dick sucking thread, a religious experience for me.
To the root young man. Always to the root.Fucking love the d.
I got $5.I love my dick. But I won't suck a dick! Well not for less than a dollar or a 40 oz. That really gets my rocks off when I'm with a high roller!
That'll get you a ride around town or better yet, "the gravy train".I got $5.
I like to put ice in my mouth first. Then go to town.I love my dick. But I won't suck a dick! Well not for less than a dollar or a 40 oz. That really gets my rocks off when I'm with a high roller!
LmaoThat'll get you a ride around town or better yet, "the gravy train".
Yeah...a big spender...for that u get to go to China and backI got $5.
I'm sort of a cheap date.Yeah...a big spender...for that u get to go to China and back
Word, play that shit like a glockenspielI like to put ice in my mouth first. Then go to town.
I always foot it. I tip way too much, too. I'm a decent peoples.U and me both. Most of my dates dine n dash. I get stuck with the bill...
Oh I over tip for sure. Then I go home with the waiter. Its win win.I always foot it. I tip way too much, too. I'm a decent peoples.
omg noms...im super hungry.This thread reminded me.... I still have a canoli in the fridge...