Dick sucking thread

[Dr.Pecker]

He's asleep but FIRST THING tomorrow I will DEF tell him:

"hey this dude on-the-line said you have to muck out my downstairs. Just let me splash some water on my box...you know...to clean the SHIT out..."

Yeah - that's gonna be ONE SEXY morning...Thank you for all your help and dedication to my sexual well being. YOU ARE A GIVER!

hahahah

No No No! Do all the cleaning up part first. Don't give him the choice of the oral part, make it mandatory. Dr's orders

 

[Yessica...]

No No No! Do all the cleaning up part first. Don't give him the choice of the oral part, make it mandatory. Dr's orders

You are a prince among men...

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Ropes! WTF why am I telling you my fetishes

 

[Yessica...]

You are a prince among men...

Like Deeeeeese:

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I play a good third wheel.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Like Deeeeeese:
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no

 

[Yessica...]

no

Yessum!!!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Yessum!!!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Like Deeeeeese:
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He is king of suckin dick

 

[Yessica...]

He is king of suckin dick

You mean he's like the...

...of sucking dick.

Or formerly know as that, at least.

 

[torontoke]

Unfortunately experience told me.
Bjs are womens date rape drugs.
Then u move them in and bam
Rehab!

 

[Yessica...]

Unfortunately experience told me.
Bjs are womens date rape drugs.
Then u move them in and bam
Rehab!

Depends on the LadI I guess.

Other reason's for blowies besides being a guy with a deck, or wanting something:

1. Shark Week
2. Not feeling like having sex, but still wanting the after-cuddle.
3. Trying to see if you can talk with it in your mouth, and then laughing at what that sounds like...

 

[torontoke]

Well i wish i got to experience one of those ladies.
Instead i usually get the part time penis friendly.

 

[Indagrow]

Depends on the LadI I guess.

Other reason's for blowies besides being a guy with a deck, or wanting something:

1. Shark Week
2. Not feeling like having sex, but still wanting the after-cuddle.
3. Trying to see if you can talk with it in your mouth, and then laughing at what that sounds like...

I call it being on the mic love making bitties laugh when they blow me.... Just laugh into the microphone babe your doing great

 

[Yessica...]

Well i wish i got to experience one of those ladies.
Instead i usually get the part time penis friendly.

Maybe look for a chick that smokes weed?

Or someone without a GIANT stick up their ass.

Sex is fun - AND can be quite funny.

And Blowies - pretty much always hilarious.

I usually run to the bathroom after, and gargle as loud as possible with water. Then I come back in, smack my lips, and say:

"Mumpck....aaaaaaaahhhhhh...refreshing!"

 

[Yessica...]

Maybe look for a chick that smokes weed?

Or someone without a GIANT stick up their ass.

Sex is fun - AND can be quite funny.

And Blowies - pretty much always hilarious.

I usually run to the bathroom after, and gargle as loud as possible with water. Then I come back in, smack my lips, and say:

"Mumpck....aaaaaaaahhhhhh...refreshing!"

Ooooor something along the lines of:

"I should be good until dinner*** now!"

***can also use breakfast, or lunch, OR BRUNCH.

 

[Indagrow]

I train the ladies to simply say... "Thank you" after I cum in their mouths

 

[torontoke]

Ive tried every type color genre everything.
Women simply dont enjoy or arent as dirty as men.

Those few that are.
Or have figured it out are the smart ones.

 

[Indagrow]

Ever eat out an asshole?


Tastes like dirty pennies.

 

[torontoke]

^^^good to know.
To bad i dont have experience with dirty pennies either lol