Confessions
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Hazydat620
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LOLOLOLOL
The Outdoorsman
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Amateur.
abe supercro
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here the kitchen undercounter radio is always audible, unless im on a call, for seven years. g. e technology . the ppl who installed it lived here for thirty-fi yrs n diedThe radio is haunted
The Outdoorsman
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What the fuck did you say?
abe supercro
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charface
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Marathon ended after.
Crisco is the best man.
hard to keep grit out of the can but that is to be expexted.
Better part of three days. Dick is mangled beyond recognition..
But it will be normal in a week.
thabk you for your support.
Yessica...
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I once hit a man in a motorized wheelchair with my car...
I was 16, hungover, and turning left into the sun when I felt a small bump on the side of my car. Pulled over, and I figured I hit another car. Some cunty twat (I now realize) got out of her car and decided to talk to me like I was fleeing the scene, and had not just pulled over.
Queen twat said "you're just going to leave that BOY???"
I run accross the street, and go and talk to the paper boy staring there. He says I didn't hit him with my vehicle...and then I follow his pointed finger to an elderly man in a motorizer wheelchair.
SIDEBAR: When the hormones in my body decided to turn me into a crazy person (aka woman) I used to cry when I saw old men walking down the street. I have no idea why, but it happened for years.
I lost my fucking mind. I was crying, lots. I think I invited the man to my parents house for breakfast...probably offered him a kidney, who the fuck knows. But I remember what he said:
"Oh don't worry about me dear...this old things been through worse bumps and bruises than that. Have a lovely day."
What a nice man! And what a BAD DRIVER I used to be.
The one and only time I have hit a living thing (larger than a bug) with my car.
My secret shame.
I was 16, hungover, and turning left into the sun when I felt a small bump on the side of my car. Pulled over, and I figured I hit another car. Some cunty twat (I now realize) got out of her car and decided to talk to me like I was fleeing the scene, and had not just pulled over.
Queen twat said "you're just going to leave that BOY???"
I run accross the street, and go and talk to the paper boy staring there. He says I didn't hit him with my vehicle...and then I follow his pointed finger to an elderly man in a motorizer wheelchair.
SIDEBAR: When the hormones in my body decided to turn me into a crazy person (aka woman) I used to cry when I saw old men walking down the street. I have no idea why, but it happened for years.
I lost my fucking mind. I was crying, lots. I think I invited the man to my parents house for breakfast...probably offered him a kidney, who the fuck knows. But I remember what he said:
"Oh don't worry about me dear...this old things been through worse bumps and bruises than that. Have a lovely day."
What a nice man! And what a BAD DRIVER I used to be.
The one and only time I have hit a living thing (larger than a bug) with my car.
My secret shame.
Yessica...
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Ok - I know why I would cry...
For some reason, I just thought that the reason they were alone, is that their wife died. And they didn't know how to cook for themselves, and that's why I would always see men (elderly) eating alone at the Tim Horton's. And I would sob.
Secret shame number 2: VAGINA.
The Outdoorsman
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I got hit by a carpet van when i was young, around 35-40mph. Flew atleast 10-15ft through the air. Skidded another 10ft down the gravel road. Just got a bloody nose, beast mode.
tytheguy111
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My secret which I will share through the anonymous internet is:
I spray painted "kiss my fat ass" on the road leading up to the seniors parking lot when I left
Fucking gangster shit right??? Lol
I spray painted "kiss my fat ass" on the road leading up to the seniors parking lot when I left
Fucking gangster shit right??? Lol
Yessica...
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You reside in "The Pit" don't ya?
You may be too young to get the reference.
One internet handie to the first who can
PLACE
THIS
GIFFY!!!!
tytheguy111
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tytheguy111
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It had that really annoying guy
His real name is spades or spade or something that sounds like that
His real name is spades or spade or something that sounds like that
Yessica...
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David Spade's character in PCU is fucking amazing.
He's a super racist silver-spoon fed republican.
B.D.: America's greatest president.
Rand: It's me, Rand. Open up.
B.D.: America's greatest president.
Rand: Damn it. "Who is Ronald Reagan?"
B.D.: A casual shoe for yachting
Rand: What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"
B.D.: They killed Jesus Christ.
Rand: "Who are the Jews?" Open up, sucko.
skunkd0c
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