Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Lesson.
Undersell and over deliver.
good job

I assume it was meant in a positive way just never heard it like that.

 

[charface]

Means dont over hype yourself. In fact underhype yourself.
then they will have a low expectation and will be almost amazed.
lol

 

[charface]

14 miles from the batcave to gotham city.
every time the red phone rings that bat asshole drives like a fucking lunatic to get there.
Hes gonna kill someone.
Maybe find a cave closer to town dipshit.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

You've had quite an exciting weekend. I just made a lasagna and got a pearl necklace in return.

I would give you a really nice pearl necklace

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I would give you a really nice pearl necklace

Why? What was wrong with the one I already got?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Can't believe I'm cracking jokes at this time of the
morning. In an hour from now I'll be in the dentists chair injected, drilled and having my nerve done. Don't you just love Monday's? Oh god!

 

[Yessica...]

14 miles from the batcave to gotham city.
every time the red phone rings that bat asshole drives like a fucking lunatic to get there.
Hes gonna kill someone.
Maybe find a cave closer to town dipshit.

bahahahahahahahahaha

Can't believe I'm cracking jokes at this time of the
morning. In an hour from now I'll be in the dentists chair injected, drilled and having my nerve done. Don't you just love Monday's? Oh god!

Holy shit - good luck! Getting your nerve done? I don't know what that is - sounds intense!

I actually kinda like the dentist. As long as you can't feel anything - all the loud noises and contraptions makes you feel like you're part of an alien abduction...

 

[Singlemalt]

Alien to @yessica: "What!? You want to go?!!

Yessica: "Yes and I'll even pay you"

Alien to alien: "Yikes, lets get the fuck outta here, she's scares me"

Yessica: "Nooooooooooooooo!!! Take me, come back. I'll bring snacks"

 

[charface]

bahahahahahahahahaha


Holy shit - good luck! Getting your nerve done? I don't know what that is - sounds intense!

I actually kinda like the dentist. As long as you can't feel anything - all the loud noises and contraptions makes you feel like you're part of an alien abduction...

You just dedcribed sex night at my house.

 

[charface]

Slept on my vagina wrong again.
Fell asleep during sex and when I woke up she was crying.
Should I put rice on it or something?

 

[Singlemalt]

@charface
Rice? Oh man I gotta hear this

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

pffft i need to get high but im out

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

apparently only ppl who don't smoke weed call weed "dope" lmao everybody calls it that here cause theres no herion

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Why? What was wrong with the one I already got?

Can a woman ever have too many pearl necklaces?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

got to go in for questioning at the police station tomorrow.....

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Off to Montana tomorrow for a job. Will be working/staying at a nice house on 50 acres of scenic land. Guess there has been some bull elk in sight from the house around 6x6 range. Too bad it's on special permit bow hunting land.
See you fine folks in 3-4 days.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I just saw my dog go from baby pitbull to fighting dog in a split second! Usually he runs away when he gets attacked.

Why do people let their dogs act aggressively towards other dogs and then don't expect a retaliation? Game on boy!

 

[mr sunshine]

apparently only ppl who don't smoke weed call weed "dope" lmao everybody calls it that here cause theres no herion

Babybongwaterinthemuthafuckenhouse !

 

[Yessica...]

Can a woman ever have too many pearl necklaces?

Yes...yes she can...