The "I just masturbated" thread

[NO_ONE]

Jerj off until u feel like ur done then wait a little

Then go back at it then stip when ur almost done

Do this 6 times

Then you'll be able to cause a volcanic eruption that chould destroy the eastern sea board

leave you homosexual

 

[tytheguy111]

leave you homosexual

K lol like I said its SOO obvious that ur a sock puppet account

 

[NO_ONE]

K lol like I said its SOO obvious that ur a sock puppet account

it's obvious you are a homosexual

 

[tytheguy111]

it's obvious you are a homosexual

Naw but it seems like ur the one that should leave but whatever

 

[NO_ONE]

Naw but it seems like ur the one that should leave but whatever

as if i would listen to a closet homosexual

 

[tytheguy111]

as if i would listen to a closet homosexual

Right im not a closet homosexual

And im not leaving just cuz some sorry excuse of a puppet account told me to

 

[NO_ONE]

Right im not a closet homosexual

And im not leaving just cuz some sorry excuse of a puppet account told me to

go show @Nutes and Nugs all about man anus.

 

[tytheguy111]

go show @Nutes and Nugs all about man anus.

K

 

[murderouspanda]

just came here to chime the bell and say I just beat the bishop and it was amazing.

 

[UncleBuck]

i hear commander strax has been making some great strides lately.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

RIU is not the place to post fake ass new York rappers that's why the shit got no likes keep it out of RIU don't turn it into mainstream bullshit bobby shmurda is a disgrace to new York you should have known that mainliner

 

[Singlemalt]

RIU is not the place to post fake ass new York rappers that's why the shit got no likes keep it out of RIU don't turn it into mainstream bullshit bobby shmurda is a disgrace to new York you should have known that mainliner

OOOOooo...the erstwhile Crip barking orders. Go to bed you have to work tonite sonny

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

OOOOooo...the erstwhile Crip barking orders. Go to bed you have to work tonite sonny

How do you know I have to work are you spying on me ?

 

[Singlemalt]

Actually I am. Get yer hands outta your pants, you have to work in a few hours

 

[IHaveSixCats]

When my new dildo and bullet come in the ail I'll let you all know. Bahahahah
Ok sorry I just had to post.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I shoved menthol cough drop up my butthole and marathon fapped to ladyboy porn for 5 hours straight, just another average Monday afternoon.

 

[mr sunshine]

RIU is not the place to post fake ass new York rappers that's why the shit got no likes keep it out of RIU don't turn it into mainstream bullshit bobby shmurda is a disgrace to new York you should have known that mainliner

U must be confused! U talking to me? Who gave you permission to tag me??

 

[Garden Boss]

U must be confused! U talking to me? Who gave you permission to tag me??

 

[a senile fungus]

I literally lol'ed

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Haven't charmed the cobra in a few days. Maybe I should pop off a batch in the sink at work this morning.