Top 3 Worse Attributes

[Hookabelly]

I enjoy being snarky at funerals
When folks take offense, I act all innocent and make them feel like they were the disrespectful ones

LOL!! example please

 

[vostok]

I enjoy being snarky at funerals
When folks take offense, I act all innocent and make them feel like they were the disrespectful ones

Me too...One of my many enemies died ...
so I went to the funeral (with bkup) uninvited,
I went to spit in the stiffs face
but it was the wrong funeral
the priest went to call the cops,
which my friends thought he was calling for help ..
shot him in the elbow,the crowd panicked
the stiff rolled onto the floor,
3 car accidents later ...I meet my current date ...lol
a comedy of fucking errors ..lol

 

[Singlemalt]

We were at the funeral of a semi-distant relative. He had been a lawyer, I didn't like him, even as kids we disliked each other. In a stage whisper, I tell my daughter a dead lawyer joke.....she busts up. Another relative overheard it (she was my intended target, the dead lawyer's sister), started raising hell at my daughter. Of course, as dutiful father I defend her and since no one else heard the joke, I twist it into the sister being a bully and asshole who picks on youngsters. Other folks start glaring at the sister, the priest looks at her and demands a modicum of respect, etc. Sis was humiliated

 

[Singlemalt]

Me too...One of my many enemies died ...
so I went to the funeral (with bkup) uninvited,
I went to spit in the stiffs face
but it was the wrong funeral
the priest went to call the cops,
which my friends thought he was calling for help ..
shot him in the elbow,the crowd panicked
the stiff rolled onto the floor,
3 car accidents later ...I meet my current date ...lol
a comedy of fucking errors ..lol

That tops mine +rep

 

[Indagrow]

Emotionally retarded (don't care about loved ones)
Don't use condoms
Addictive personality

 

[vostok]

[QUOTE="Indagrow, post: 10942803, member: 475153"==]Emotionally retarded (don't care about loved ones) ==Why are you here then?

Don't use condoms ==You will when the mothers come looking for the money

Addictive personality[/QUOTE] ==Thats compulsive, see number one again

 

[Pinworm]

I like the smell of my own farts
I can't pronounce the word facetious
I don't look good in yoga pants, but own 2 pair.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I like the smell of my own farts
I can't pronounce the word facetious
I don't look good in yoga pants, but own 2 pair.

I like the smell of Pinworms farts.
I correct Pinworm when he tries to pronounce facetious.
I look good in Pinworms yoga pants.

 

[Skuxx]

seriously though, how do you pronounce facetious. that one always fucks me up

 

[Pinworm]

Whenever I read it I hear it in my head like face-shush. Supposed to be fuh see shuss.

That and I say pregnancy and cherries wrong. Comes out sounding like purgnancy, and churries.

 

[WHATFG]

Whenever I read it I hear it in my head like face-shush. Supposed to be fuh see shuss.

That and I say pregnancy and cherries wrong. Comes out sounding like purgnancy, and churries.

That is fucking hilarious!