Does Everyone Want To Lick Your Vagina?

iconoclast

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Any man with half a brain understands that you eat the pussy to exponentially increase your chances of hitting it. After you're in a relationship it usually dies off and is saved for special occasions like anniversaries and shit. The exception to that is if that is the only way the woman can get off, in which case you're pretty much doing it every time.
 

Hookabelly

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Any man with half a brain understands that you eat the pussy to exponentially increase your chances of hitting it. After you're in a relationship it usually dies off and is saved for special occasions like anniversaries and shit. The exception to that is if that is the only way the woman can get off, in which case you're pretty much doing it every time.
Your post is bumming me out. Please tell us it wasn't autobiographical.
 

whitebb2727

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My neighbor was a nurse and I asked him one day if he ate pussy. He told me I was disgusting. I asked why.
He told me that if I worked in a nursing and saw what could ooze out I would never lick one. I told him yea but I'm not at the nursing home trying to lick pussy.
 

Jimmyjonestoo

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Any man with half a brain understands that you eat the pussy to exponentially increase your chances of hitting it. After you're in a relationship it usually dies off and is saved for special occasions like anniversaries and shit. The exception to that is if that is the only way the woman can get off, in which case you're pretty much doing it every time.
Dude I love to eat my girls pussy. I could do it all day long. Getting hungry just thinking about it.
 

bu$hleaguer

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I said "Oh shit I forgot something maybe we can do this later"

Then all I did was piss her off by ignoring here


And that was it lol


But it was all twisted in the pubes like vary vary nasty

The stupid bitch choulda at least washed or some shit ya know?? Lol

That's a nasty surprise!

A friend of mine told me years ago in college at the time about his madly in love roommate.

This poor guy was totally in love with this slut whore and he had been with her for a while at the time. She was late meeting him for dinner one date they had and he didn't mind, he just had a few drinks while he waited. After dinner they went back to his dorm room and politely sexiled my buddy so they could bump uglies. Well he went to slam his sausage into her pork purse and lo and behold he can't..... He reaches down and pulls out a cum filled condom out of her nasty cooch.... Broke the dudes heart.

Nasty!!
 

Hookabelly

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On time I ate this hore out (yes she was a hoe and she had cock in her like 24/7)

AND THERE WAS FUCKING DRIED UP JIZZ IN HER PUBE HAIR (ewwwwwww ikr)

And that goes along with my "like hair on a hippy" thing I said earlier too lol I just thought of that
*throws up a bit while reading, but compelled to read on*

That's a nasty surprise!

A friend of mine told me years ago in college at the time about his madly in love roommate.

This poor guy was totally in love with this slut whore and he had been with her for a while at the time. She was late meeting him for dinner one date they had and he didn't mind, he just had a few drinks while he waited. After dinner they went back to his dorm room and politely sexiled my buddy so they could bump uglies. Well he went to slam his sausage into her pork purse and lo and behold he can't..... He reaches down and pulls out a cum filled condom out of her nasty cooch.... Broke the dudes heart.

Nasty!!
I am embarrassed for my gender….that shit is soooo NASTY! I can't believe there are women like that who exist…GAG!
 

Hookabelly

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cunnilingus much?


All the time. Married 12 years, 3 kids. Still have a rocking sex life. I don't understand when married people say that it dies down. You just adapt.

I didn't mean you, I meant your nursing home bud who was painting such a dire picture LOL . And that shit is 100% CORRECT. Marriage is just an excuse lame lovers use to explain their lack of drive or sexual inadequacy.

Interesting that men go through this. Maybe it's just b/c I'm a woman, but I am amazed and saddened by how many of my peers and friends hide behind motherhood as an excuse to ignore their men. I always assumed men were always into it and the wives were always putting them off.

@ married/commiteed men: are you bored w/ sex b/c of marriage?
 

iconoclast

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I clamp down like a fucking pit bull on my ladies privates. You need the jaws of life to break me free. I do it all the time too. While she's on the phone, in the shower, in Target, wherever.
What do you do when you are down there and you smell some butt?
 
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