The "I just masturbated" thread

torontoke

torontoke

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I have it down to an artform.
I dont even hav to touch it i can just look at it with a raised eyebrow and it starts spitting....

I dont often jerk off but when i do i can switch hands before the forskin roll back.
 
Magic Mike

Magic Mike

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anzohaze said:
Well geez I hope so its a pinworm so it does not take mich more the an half Inch to double him so your not saying much about yourself either
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Oh I guess your right. 1 of the purple veins on my flaccid whopper is probably bigger than little ole pinwheel's whole erect unit.
I was jus trying to flush out our little buddy pinworm to see if he would surface to defend his little pee pee.
 
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anzohaze

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Magic Mike said:
Oh I guess your right. 1 of the purple veins on my flaccid whopper is probably bigger than little ole pinwheel's whole erect unit.
I was jus trying to flush out our little buddy pinworm to see if he would surface to defend his little pee pee.
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He has been in the closet for a very long time
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Is this hot or what!!
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sunni Global Mod Staff Member
long rant ahead:

so we have a class thats basically based on an entire group project
ive attempted to get these girls make times, and they all were too busy doing their own thing to ever come,
i complied all the information because i knew they were going to wait until crunch time to do it.
last night they all said we'll do it on the weekend, than today the buses werent running so i was unable to get to class..

well i gues they decided today they were going to do it i have previous plans for today

all month ive herd
"cant do it today im going hunting"
"cant going to get a tattoo/manicure, hair done "

"cant im too lazy to leave the house"

yesterday i waited for TWO FUCKING HOURS while none of these girls showed up when they said they would at the college

today i said sorry i have things i need to do im unable to.

and they say
well our project is more important

i said EXCUSE ME. ...and told them to go fuck themselves politely
they can do their fucking project

so fucking sick of teachers giving out group projects, but im also sick of the selfish behavior young women have , its ok when it doesnt work for them, but when they wanna do it and i cant for the ONE time ive said no, its the end of the world and im the bad guy

go fuck yourself."

Big time wood, oh yeah...She is better than viagra
 
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