i have a undercover cop harassing me what should i do

KLITE

KLITE

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If the law is trying to use bullcrap inventions to get into your house i think you could try to sue the city man. Ye he deserves to be put in a wheel chair balls chopped off and left toothless but maybe you could get a wee sumat out of it.
Afterall tis America right? Dont lawyers live for that kind of shit? Film the piece of shit and show it to lawyers, i think thats what id do if i was in that situation in America.
Man big up for the beer runs and the drinking comment man propper rednecky, im starting to believe you a bit more man.
 
sunni

sunni

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tytheguy111 said:
there's this black dude that knocked on my door a few days ago

i opened the door and said he was with at&t and said he needed to come in

so i said no man im sorry i have Comcast

he said oh ok man and walked off

later that day i was walking and i saw a undercover car with the windshield lights and shit it freaked me out

now the same mother fucker just knocked on my door 5 times wearing a comcast shirt today and hes still out there after 4 minutes


its the SAME guy

what should i do

i think he walked off now as im typing this

im thinking the next time he tries to get in my house and he comes in uninvited im gonna kick his ass because of the castle doctrine in Florida the first time he was here he tried to come in but i blocked him of by standing in front of him

i have nothing btw no plants no weed but i am under 21 and ive been drinking and doing beer runs

( were u run in grab some beer throw money on the counter and run off before they ask u for your I.D.)

but i never heard of a undo cop investigating that shit

the only thing i can think of is i went to a hydroponics store and a smoke shop on the same day

note i didn't buy anything at both except a zippo lighter holder at the head shop
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a beer run here is actually going to to store and just buying beer.

chances are its not an undercover cop.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Look in the phone book for fire prevention or fire alarms or something of the sort.
Buy an old water fire extinguisher. You can unscrew the top and refill them.
Boil a couple pounds of the hottest peppers you can find, strain and fill. Then you charge it with air.
You can do that at the gas station. One of the best pepper sprayers around.
You can shoot 30-40 feet with it. Through a mail slot.
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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tytheguy111 said:
Well that just me

If they giy behind the counter calls the cops he'll sound like a asshole

"This guy ran in grabbed some of my beer and threw money on the counter and ran out of my store"

I mean they get the money and I get my beer its a win-win
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That's true man. Way to think ahead. They're probably glad when they see you... "shh here he is again, act like you don't recognize him, he pays an extra $2 for a case of beer"
 
polo the don

polo the don

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tytheguy111 said:
Well that just me

If they giy behind the counter calls the cops he'll sound like a asshole

"This guy ran in grabbed some of my beer and threw money on the counter and ran out of my store"

I mean they get the money and I get my beer its a win-win
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We used to call it a "waa-hoo". It takes two people.
We would go to a gas station, pull up to the pump (this was before you had to pre-pay for gas), one guy fills up the car while the other guy pretends to look at the candy or chips or some shit untill the guy at the pump gave the signal that the tank was full, then the guy inside the store would grab 2 cases of beer, run out the store and yell "waa-hoo" on his way out, jump in the car and we would haul ass.
Good fukin times!
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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oldtimer54 said:
Tell him to get a new gig cause this undercover thing ain't working ..........if he's undercover how would you know...................!!!!
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Lol I should thanks for suggesting that

And I called AT&T and asked if they were doing work at my apartment complex


They said they dont even service the area 0.0

Like thats some shit
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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polo the don said:
We used to call it a "waa-hoo". It takes two people.
We would go to a gas station, pull up to the pump (this was before you had to pre-pay for gas), one guy fills up the car while the other guy pretends to look at the candy or chips or some shit untill the guy at the pump gave the signal that the tank was full, then the guy inside the store would grab 2 cases of beer, run out the store and yell "waa-hoo" on his way out, jump in the car and we would haul ass.
Good fukin times!
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We did that exact thing too!! We also had a variation where one guy stays in the store and if the guy runs out after us the other guy hits the register (waaay before cameras everywhere). My friend would always say "goodbye everybody" like Jimi in "Hey Joe", as he drove away. THOSE were good days.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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tytheguy111 said:
Lol I should thanks for suggesting that

And I called AT&T and asked if they were doing work at my apartment complex


They said they dont even service the area 0.0

Like thats some shit
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Now you know he's trying to get you. Shoot him in tha face. We are your witnesses that you have been complaining about him here for days and feared for your life. You could alwasy take him hostage at gunpoint and torture him on live feed for the rest of us. I bet a few here have some great ideas......
 
C

CO HIGH CO

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Don't answer the door. You'd be surprised how much this pisses em off. Turn the telly up too(something silly like dances with stars or jeopardy). It gets really fun when they send hookers and junky narcs.
Ps they always watch gro stors. Had one follow me in with his badge n gun displayed on his belt. I didn't even blink, finished my transaction and left. Not acknowledging their athoritie is your best move.
 
giggles26

giggles26

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CO HIGH CO said:
Don't answer the door. You'd be surprised how much this pisses em off. Turn the telly up too(something silly like dances with stars or jeopardy). It gets really fun when they send hookers and junky narcs.
Ps they always watch gro stors. Had one follow me in with his badge n gun displayed on his belt. I didn't even blink, finished my transaction and left. Not acknowledging their athoritie is your best move.
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I find waving my penis at them works much better....
 
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