i'm getting a handjob suggestions

[neosapien]

Tell her the best way to give a handjob is with her mouth.

 

[theexpress]

hows that course beard feel on ur nutts unklebuck?

 

[torontoke]

Id say no thanks.
Handjobs suk.
Id rather jerk myself off then a chick that has no idea.
Tell her to suck it fuck it or hit the road.

 

[srh88]

Id say no thanks.
Handjobs suk.
Id rather jerk myself off then a chick that has no idea.
Tell her to suck it fuck it or hit the road.

 

[dangledo]

ask her for a zj

 

[budlover13]

Just make sure that you only respond to suggestions, NOT opinions. Because opinions aren't worthy of being part of your thread...

 

[doublejj]

Your likely to be killed with your own handjob.....don't do it!

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Dyna Ryda]

 

[TBoneJack]

Watch the "Big Bang Theory" episode where Howard uses his NASA robotic arm to masturbate. You should be able to get some ideas there.

 

[Hookabelly]

Always be proactive and take a hand job safety class first. safe sex at all costs. Just because the laws says everyone can have a hand job, it doesn't mean everyone should. That's why we've got a 24 hour waiting period. Helps a lot.

 

[chuck estevez]

if you dumbasses don't quit calling it a blow JOB and making it sound like work, we won't even get old fashions anymore, it's SUCK FUN, live it, use it, love it

 

[chuck estevez]

Watch the "Big Bang Theory" episode where Howard uses his NASA robotic arm to masturbate. You should be able to get some ideas there.

but, then he would have to watch that stupid show.

 

[srh88]

ask her for a zj

if you have to ask you cant afford it

 

[Sativied]

These similar topic titles are confusing...

 

[chewberto]

Tell him to sit on his hand for 20 minutes so he doesn't feel too Gay when he is doing it. Plus I heard it makes it feel like someone else is doing it!

 

[mr sunshine]

just because someone had to do it. here it is.

i am getting a handjob. what should i do?

1 starred!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Rimfire - self priming.

 

[theexpress]

1 starred!

sometimes I think you do a pretty good job of pretending to be a Mexican.... but then I ask myself... WHO DA FUCK pretends to be a Mexican....what im getting at is..... chinga tu madre puto!!!!!!!!

 

[2paranoid]

ass play