i'm getting a handjob suggestions

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Dec 28, 2014

• #21

Tell her the best way to give a handjob is with her mouth.

 

theexpress

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #22

hows that course beard feel on ur nutts unklebuck?

 

torontoke

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #23

Id say no thanks.
Handjobs suk.
Id rather jerk myself off then a chick that has no idea.
Tell her to suck it fuck it or hit the road.

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

• Dec 28, 2014

• #24

torontoke said:

Id say no thanks.
Handjobs suk.
Id rather jerk myself off then a chick that has no idea.
Tell her to suck it fuck it or hit the road.

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dangledo

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #25

ask her for a zj

 

budlover13

King Tut

• Dec 28, 2014

• #26

Just make sure that you only respond to suggestions, NOT opinions. Because opinions aren't worthy of being part of your thread...

 

doublejj

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #27

Your likely to be killed with your own handjob.....don't do it!

 

Blue Wizard

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #28

 

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Dyna Ryda

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #29

 

TBoneJack

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #30

Watch the "Big Bang Theory" episode where Howard uses his NASA robotic arm to masturbate. You should be able to get some ideas there.

 

Hookabelly

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #31

Always be proactive and take a hand job safety class first. safe sex at all costs. Just because the laws says everyone can have a hand job, it doesn't mean everyone should. That's why we've got a 24 hour waiting period. Helps a lot.

 

chuck estevez

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #32

if you dumbasses don't quit calling it a blow JOB and making it sound like work, we won't even get old fashions anymore, it's SUCK FUN, live it, use it, love it

 

chuck estevez

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #33

TBoneJack said:

Watch the "Big Bang Theory" episode where Howard uses his NASA robotic arm to masturbate. You should be able to get some ideas there.

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but, then he would have to watch that stupid show.

 

srh88

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #34

dangledo said:

ask her for a zj

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if you have to ask you cant afford it

 

Sativied

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #35

These similar topic titles are confusing...

 

chewberto

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #36

Tell him to sit on his hand for 20 minutes so he doesn't feel too Gay when he is doing it. Plus I heard it makes it feel like someone else is doing it!

 

mr sunshine

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #37

UncleBuck said:

just because someone had to do it. here it is.

i am getting a handjob. what should i do?

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1 starred!

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #38

Rimfire - self priming.

 

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theexpress

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #39

mr sunshine said:

1 starred!

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sometimes I think you do a pretty good job of pretending to be a Mexican.... but then I ask myself... WHO DA FUCK pretends to be a Mexican....what im getting at is..... chinga tu madre puto!!!!!!!!

 

2paranoid

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• Dec 28, 2014

• #40

ass play