What was the 1st time you got drunk like?

[oldtimer54]

I was 12 years old and my parents and my 2 brothers and I were staying on my grandfathers tobacco farm one summer helping the grandfather get the crop in the barn. My father had 2 younger brothers that were still living at home they were both teenagers 14 or 15 years old .They had found a stash of white liquor that probably belonged to their father( my grandfather)
being the young gullible kid who wanted nothing more than to impress his 2 uncles who were more like brothers because of our age. I went at that liquor like it was the best tasting grape kool-aid I'd ever had not knowing that I was doing exactly what my 2 uncles wanted taking gulp after gulp of some high powered 160 proof Shine I really don't remember much after that but I have been told what I did or couldn't do like talk coherently or walk as my pops told me later just watching me go thru the backlash of drinking all that shine was punishment enough......oh yeah my 2 uncles got their asses tore up they have never let me forget that and every few years at Christmas time I give them each some fine local peach brandy made by a local moonshiner that I know.We all have a few drinks and talk about the good-ole-days and I have to recreate that day so long ago that honestly have no memory of they get a big kick out of the whole thing and I do too.......!

 

[Ganju]

i woke up beside 2 girls and i think together they were 29 lol

the 2nd time i had to get my stomach pumped because i got to confident lol

 

[whitebb2727]

Drinkin beer in TN on the lake and jumping off cliffs. Met this girl and got laid. I was 15.

One of many good memories.

 

[2paranoid]

I was 16, drank a lot of vodka with a friend and stumbled around walking the town. ended up running into a couple of chicks and watching a movie then passing out. it was pretty chill.

 

[Skylor]

Oh yeah, me and my buddy had to carry this one gal home once--well not home but to a tent they were camping in. She was 14 and thought she was so tough, she kept drinking when we told her to stop and she laughed it off and us being just 16 did not know any better and watched her get super drunk.


Then another time we spiked the drink of this one guy we liked but didn't really like. He was drinking with us but when he turned his head or used the bathroom we poured more booze in his drink, lol...he was going to drive his moped home and could not make it 50 feet down the road. We were laughing our butts off until the older gal who brought us the booze came running outside screaming at us that if he drives drunk and gets killed, shes going to jail cause she got us the booze. So we had to drive him home in our car. We carried him to his front door, rang the doorbell and ran back to the car. His parents helped him inside and he got grounded for 2 weeks

I really don't have any great memories of drinking, thats ashame....well maybe a couple but that was long after my first times with booze, I got more memories of dumb shit cause of booze..maybe cause we over did it..2 to 4 drinks were never enough

Too bad the schools-yes school--could not taught us how to drink responsibility. We were just not to drink and had to learn shit the hard way

 

[chewberto]

I used to steal bottles of Tequila from the Liquor store and drink them somewhere close by. I was about 11.

 

[vro]

alcohol sucks super dysphoric i got a bit drunk at 8 if that counts. anyways ocs were a whole different story that shit was off the richtor. i wish i could feel like that again i was sprung the whole day off half a 20

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I used to steal bottles of Tequila from the Liquor store and drink them somewhere close by. I was about 11.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

My first time was on my 16th bday. My mother force fed me a bunch of these http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Tequila-Popper
And then pounded my asshole with one of her brutal dildos.
Then I passed out on our picnic table in freezing cold weather.

Most of that story is true, you figure out the part that isn't.

 

[whitebb2727]

My first time was on my 16th bday. My mother force fed me a bunch of these http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Tequila-Popper
And then pounded my asshole with one of her brutal dildos.
Then I passed out on our picnic table in freezing cold weather.

Most of that story is true, you figure out the part that isn't.

So I guess there were no poppers then. Lol.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

So I guess there were no poppers then. Lol.

No, there were many, many poppers. Pretty much ruined my taste for Jose. Now the only tequila I can drink is high end, Patron silver is my favorite, Jose makes me gag just smelling it.

 

[whitebb2727]

My first time was on my 16th bday. My mother force fed me a bunch of these http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Tequila-Popper
And then pounded my asshole with one of her brutal dildos.
Then I passed out on our picnic table in freezing cold weather.

Most of that story is true, you figure out the part that isn't.

Hey but no shit. I got drunk at a buddies one time and the heat was out. He had a water bed and the heater was out on it. I passed out on it. I was found almost dead. Lowered my core temp real low.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I was 10. Mom was spiking my coke (a cola). It was also the first time I had sex. She was pretty lit and I;m pretty sure she didn;t realize I was really awake when she got on top.

So, a two fer, really.

I remember those days. Like the one time my mom went out and my dad me and my bro started boozing heavy. No penetration but we were all touching each others floppy wieners and stuff. Oh, boys will be boys.