Your favorite sayings

[Sativied]

That hits like pliers on a pig.

Blowing high from the tower.

He did hear the bell toll but doesn't know where the clapper hangs.

 

[SabreKittie]

I sincerely hope all the racists and homophobic comments on here are 100% kidding.

View attachment 3331055 "have u gone faggit?"
Ajax the warriors

Because so, so not cool.

 

[Bublonichronic]

^I wouldn't count on it, a lot of just horrible people on this site

 

[SabreKittie]

When someone's in a hurry I'll sometimes say "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"

My favorite misheard lyric of all time!

 

[whitebb2727]

Here in the mountains there is one word I like.

You-uns. For those that don't know, that's y'all plus three.

And everyone says "reach me" instead of "hand me" something.

 

[SabreKittie]

You do and you'll clean it up!

Sweatin' like a sinner on Sunday.

I'm not as think as you confused I am. (Drunk, high, or stoned works here too.)

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitant. (chemist humor)

"I'm not as thunk as you drink I am!"

 

[whitebb2727]

"I'm not as thunk as you drink I am!"

No sir occifer, theres no blood in my alcohol.

 

[Ganju]

If there grass on the field play ball

 

[whitebb2727]

If there grass on the field play ball

If not play in the mud.

 

[hellmutt bones]

I sincerely hope all the racists and homophobic comments on here are 100% kidding.


Because so, so not cool.

No its from a fuqing movie..
Dint u guys see the pic? Its if ajax! Its from the warriors!
Both u guys are @#$

^I wouldn't count on it, a lot of just horrible people on this site

 

[SabreKittie]

No its from a fuqing movie..
Dint u guys see the pic? Its if ajax! Its from the warriors!
Both u guys are @#$

Forgive us for not getting some obscure movie quote, which is, incidentally, still completely inappropriate in any context.

 

[hellmutt bones]

Forgive us for not getting some obscure movie quote, which is, incidentally, still completely inappropriate in any context.

Yeha its way past ur time.. but i did explain even put a pic...but owell no worries mate!!

 

[hellmutt bones]

Im gonna shove that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popcicle!
"Ajax" The Warriors. B

 

[skunkd0c]

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

 

[B166ER420]

It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it

 

[SabreKittie]

View attachment 3331603 Im gonna shove that bat up ur ass and turn u into a popcicle!
"Ajax" The Warriors. B

Just how old do you think I am?! I just looked it up and that movie came out before I was born. No way it was "past my time."

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

He's not your Knight in shining armor,
He's just a retard wrapped in tin foil.

 

[B166ER420]

High as a Chicago kite.....


....get it.....the windy city.lol

 

[natro.hydro]

Son you will know a women is the one when your willing to eat a mile of her shit to get within an inch of her asshole.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Son you will know a women is the one when your willing to eat a mile of her shit to get within an inch of her asshole.

If you do not choose wisely, the latter happens first & then you spend the rest of your life doing the former.