Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Pinworm said:
I will consider your apology if you go pour me a fresh drank. 4 fingers of cheap vodka, and a splash of Kahlua. I'm done with furnett. It's way too Frisco hipster trash anyways....
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That shits horrible. Just drink jager. Why should you have to chase a drink with gingerale to make it taste good. At least you get nice and white girl wasted after a bottle.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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theexpress said:
Do you know how horrible and embarrassing it is to not be able to maintain a erection because you snorted a teener of coke in an hour.... I do.. it sucks.. the more coke women due the wetter they get. The more we do the limper we are :( the world's not fair.. and Damn I need a rail now.. you can never just have one..
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Shit, my brother. If anyone knows, it's me. So gakked out you can't even remember how to use your own phone? Yea, better believe I know. That's cause I only fuck with real fishscale. Def not anywhere close to as pure as yours. But, we should still man-date. I have respect for your big-swinging cock. You are a man of integrity, and honor who raises the tone of this forum by being a part of it. Thank you for your faith in me. Your instincts do you credit.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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theexpress said:
Do you know how horrible and embarrassing it is to not be able to maintain a erection because you snorted a teener of coke in an hour.... I do.. it sucks.. the more coke women due the wetter they get. The more we do the limper we are :( the world's not fair..
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Bro. THIS IS SO FUCKIN TRUE. Very well spoken
 
theexpress

theexpress

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SwarthySchlong said:
SQUAD!

Coke and rent a whore and do that frustrated limp dick hump. Sweatin all over her cute lil asshole. Sexual aggression with 10% boner. :-x
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Lol... More then once for a few lines a chick will blow my limp Dick like chewing gum.. just cuz I can't get it up don't mean it don't feel good. Frustrating not being able to keep it up or bust a nut though.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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I banged this black+asian Dominican chick who was God-high on coke; chick was in complete sexual bliss ecstacy like a sex zombie. Shit was hot as fuck. Fucking drugged out hot chicks is heavenly. Thank you Amoral God for allowing this :eek:
 
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SwarthySchlong

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theexpress said:
Lol... More then once for a few lines a chick will blow my limp Dick like chewing gum.. just cuz I can't get it up don't mean it don't feel good. Frustrating not being able to keep it up or bust a nut though.
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I know the feels. I was tumbling all around the bed with this Colombian chick trying to drill her with coke-cock. She's like "tu no puedes. Mucho coca. Mucho coca"

Then i think i came without gooping.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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theexpress said:
Soo glad to see I'm not the only scumbag on this site... SQUAD^^^^!!!!!!!!
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Castro.jpg Dude, I've rewritten the book on scumbaggery. Ive done some completely reckless shit in my life....and im still at it. Planet earth is a fuckin playground. Amoral God designed all this for me to fuck with and indulge in. It's like free roam mode in GTA .
 
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