Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Yessica...]

Glenngarry Glen Ross.

It's pretty damn good.

Fuck, that's awesome. I love great movies. I sometimes feel like I've seen all the greats. And then someone posts something here and I LEARN something NEW.

 

[Yessica...]

@lahadaextranjera , I'm one beer deep.

Having a BBQ, and going to be entertaining for a bit. Buuuuuuuut, I may be able to hang out after.

Hope it gets all steamy in here again.

@theexpress , who's your favourite little rascal?

Sinner...

 

[WHATFG]

regarding your sig: that's because the old fucks are righties..viagara: covered.. birth control: not.

further..i've heard old ladies talking about that shit..saying they "couldn't wait until he couldn't anymore" and then they come out with this..i'm tired and don't want to be bothered!"

if you think about..it's unnatural for men that age to have sex. impotence is for a reason..your sperm is a genetic nightmare at this point.

it's natures way of saying you've had enough.

I hope you're wrong...I hope to be having sex until I die...

 

[Yessica...]

I hope you're wrong...I hope to be having sex until I die...

My dad spat me out when he was 54.

He's 88 now, and still watches porn every chance he gets.

You have nothing to worry about.

 

[Timeissmoney1]

Is that ryuk from death note?

 

[ayr0n]

Is it wrong to get half wood to a picture of a chick licking her elbow??

chubs are acceptable from elbow licking pics. its only wrong if u get a str8 up boner

 

[neosapien]

I'm just straight creepin' likes on your wifey Eb Lol.

 

[UncleBuck]

can't believe they deleted my pretty plants.

 

[Yessica...]

BOOBS!

Wow @ebgood , you weren't kidding about your lady friends liking to be naked all the time. I hope you realize what a lucky little fucker you are. haha

Congrats!

 

[Yessica...]

Lack of sleep is one crazy fucking drug. Sure, I've smoked a bunch of weed. But getting about 4 hours last night and 3 the night before, I feel like I'm in the matrix.

Fuckin loved that flick...

 

[Metasynth]

Lack of sleep is one crazy fucking drug. Sure, I've smoked a bunch of weed. But getting about 4 hours last night and 3 the night before, I feel like I'm in the matrix.

Fuckin loved that flick...

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try 2 last night, and 3 the night before...I feel like I got run over by a truck.

 

[Yessica...]

try 2 last night, and 3 the night before...I feel like I got run over by a truck.

Nighty night.

Fingers crossed I don't wake up in 3 hours.

 

[Metasynth]

Nighty night.

Fingers crossed I don't wake up in 3 hours.

Good luck with that, I just got home, I need to hit myself in the head with a hammer until comatose...

Fuck insomnia.

 

[Metasynth]

On a side note, I think I could work in the Alaskan fishery...I function surprisingly well on 48 seconds of sleep.

 

[theexpress]

Shit, my brother. If anyone knows, it's me. So gakked out you can't even remember how to use your own phone? Yea, better believe I know. That's cause I only fuck with real fishscale. Def not anywhere close to as pure as yours. But, we should still man-date. I have respect for your big-swinging cock. You are a man of integrity, and honor who raises the tone of this forum by being a part of it. Thank you for your faith in me. Your instincts do you credit.

Pinworm has just surpassed unklebuck as my favorite riu member

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Nighty night.

Fingers crossed I don't wake up in 3 hours.

A couple of Zanax can solve that.
If I'm wound too tight for a bowl to help me relax that's my go to.

 

[Skuxx]

Pinworm has just surpassed unklebuck as my favorite riu member

why not both?

 

[theexpress]

why not both?

Mexican knife fight for my love?

 

[Metasynth]

A couple of Zanax can solve that.
If I'm wound too tight for a bowl to help me relax that's my go to.

Whats that shit like? I used to have a friend who was mildly dependent on it, and she would freak when she was running low.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Mexican knife fight for my love?

Cubans use fillet knives.