Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

Yessica... · Apr 12, 2015

Blue Wizard said:
Glenngarry Glen Ross.

It's pretty damn good.

Fuck, that's awesome. I love great movies. I sometimes feel like I've seen all the greats. And then someone posts something here and I LEARN something NEW.

Yessica... · Apr 12, 2015

@lahadaextranjera , I'm one beer deep.

Having a BBQ, and going to be entertaining for a bit. Buuuuuuuut, I may be able to hang out after.

Hope it gets all steamy in here again.

@theexpress , who's your favourite little rascal?

Sinner...

WHATFG · Apr 12, 2015

schuylaar said:
regarding your sig: that's because the old fucks are righties..viagara: covered.. birth control: not.

further..i've heard old ladies talking about that shit..saying they "couldn't wait until he couldn't anymore" and then they come out with this..i'm tired and don't want to be bothered!"

if you think about..it's unnatural for men that age to have sex. impotence is for a reason..your sperm is a genetic nightmare at this point.

it's natures way of saying you've had enough.

I hope you're wrong...I hope to be having sex until I die...

Yessica... · Apr 12, 2015

WHATFG said:
I hope you're wrong...I hope to be having sex until I die...

My dad spat me out when he was 54.

He's 88 now, and still watches porn every chance he gets.

You have nothing to worry about.

Timeissmoney1 · Apr 12, 2015

tyler.durden said:

Is that ryuk from death note?

ayr0n · Apr 12, 2015

shiny walls said:
Is it wrong to get half wood to a picture of a chick licking her elbow??

chubs are acceptable from elbow licking pics. its only wrong if u get a str8 up boner

neosapien · Apr 12, 2015

I'm just straight creepin' likes on your wifey Eb Lol.

UncleBuck · Apr 12, 2015

can't believe they deleted my pretty plants.

Yessica... · Apr 12, 2015

BOOBS!

Wow @ebgood , you weren't kidding about your lady friends liking to be naked all the time. I hope you realize what a lucky little fucker you are. haha

Congrats!

Yessica... · Apr 12, 2015

Lack of sleep is one crazy fucking drug. Sure, I've smoked a bunch of weed. But getting about 4 hours last night and 3 the night before, I feel like I'm in the matrix.

Fuckin loved that flick...

Metasynth · Apr 12, 2015

Yessica... said:
Lack of sleep is one crazy fucking drug. Sure, I've smoked a bunch of weed. But getting about 4 hours last night and 3 the night before, I feel like I'm in the matrix.

Fuckin loved that flick...

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try 2 last night, and 3 the night before...I feel like I got run over by a truck.

Yessica... · Apr 12, 2015

Metasynth said:
try 2 last night, and 3 the night before...I feel like I got run over by a truck.

Nighty night.

Fingers crossed I don't wake up in 3 hours.

Metasynth · Apr 12, 2015

Yessica... said:
Nighty night.

Fingers crossed I don't wake up in 3 hours.

Good luck with that, I just got home, I need to hit myself in the head with a hammer until comatose...

Fuck insomnia.

Metasynth · Apr 12, 2015

On a side note, I think I could work in the Alaskan fishery...I function surprisingly well on 48 seconds of sleep.

theexpress · Apr 12, 2015

Pinworm said:
Shit, my brother. If anyone knows, it's me. So gakked out you can't even remember how to use your own phone? Yea, better believe I know. That's cause I only fuck with real fishscale. Def not anywhere close to as pure as yours. But, we should still man-date. I have respect for your big-swinging cock. You are a man of integrity, and honor who raises the tone of this forum by being a part of it. Thank you for your faith in me. Your instincts do you credit.

Pinworm has just surpassed unklebuck as my favorite riu member

GreatwhiteNorth · Apr 12, 2015

Yessica... said:
Nighty night.

Fingers crossed I don't wake up in 3 hours.

A couple of Zanax can solve that.
If I'm wound too tight for a bowl to help me relax that's my go to.

Skuxx · Apr 12, 2015

theexpress said:
Pinworm has just surpassed unklebuck as my favorite riu member

why not both?

theexpress · Apr 12, 2015

Skuxx said:
why not both?

Mexican knife fight for my love?

Metasynth · Apr 12, 2015

GreatwhiteNorth said:
A couple of Zanax can solve that.
If I'm wound too tight for a bowl to help me relax that's my go to.

Whats that shit like? I used to have a friend who was mildly dependent on it, and she would freak when she was running low.

GreatwhiteNorth · Apr 12, 2015

theexpress said:
Mexican knife fight for my love?

Cubans use fillet knives. :wink:

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