Tits or Ass? ...A poll...

[Yessica...]

^^^:^]^^^ id probably love you crazytrain.

Oh probably.

Or my crazy would get all over your sleeve and you'd want me to normie up. You never know?

The boyf now, is an introvert, musician, and prefers quiet contemplation to a night on the town. I'm honestly shocked that my fucking MADNESS over the last 2 years hasn't driven him over the edge...

Keeper that one.

 

[Alienwidow]

Jesus, sounds like it!

Clinginess is just a thing some girls have. Some guys too actually, although it may rear its head in the form of jealousy instead. But then it's the ones that are independent and not clingy as fuck that you always wish would call you more...

I think people are just attracted to dicks. Like dick people, people who dont care about them. We should all settle. It would make for better looking children instead of a blond haired blue eyed baby with shreks ears.

 

[Alienwidow]

Oh probably.

Or my crazy would get all over your sleeve and you'd want me to normie up. You never know?

The boyf now, is an introvert, musician, and prefers quiet contemplation to a night on the town. I'm honestly shocked that my fucking MADNESS over the last 2 years hasn't driven him over the edge...

Keeper that one.

Ya, sounds like much better than what you fantisize about.

 

[Yessica...]

We should all settle.

Not this!!!

Never this.

 

[Alienwidow]

Oh probably.

Or my crazy would get all over your sleeve and you'd want me to normie up. You never know?

The boyf now, is an introvert, musician, and prefers quiet contemplation to a night on the town. I'm honestly shocked that my fucking MADNESS over the last 2 years hasn't driven him over the edge...

Keeper that one.

I think its funny when a girl and a guy have a talk about sex or sexual anything when one becomes the least bit nervous they include the significant other lol i knew you had a bf, i wasnt trying to invade your sex bubble lol.

YELLOW LIGHT!!!!!!

 

[Alienwidow]

Not this!!!

Never this.

Dreamer! Enjoy your happiness if it makes you happy.

 

[Yessica...]

I think people are just attracted to dicks. Like dick people, people who dont care about them. We should all settle. It would make for better looking children instead of a blond haired blue eyed baby with shreks ears.

It's not dicks, per se.

Confidence though, that attracts. And not getting everything you want right off the bat.

I don't know why, but we seem to be an angsty bunch.

 

[Alienwidow]

It's not dicks, per se.

Confidence though, that attracts. And not getting everything you want right off the bat.

I don't know why, but we seem to be an angsty bunch.

Uggggh! You girls drive us devilishly crazy.

 

[dannyboy602]

Why cant i find a clingy bf i like? Why do I always attract geriatrc gents? Tired of being a kept boytoy. I'll admit to that. Oops, wrong thread.

 

[Yessica...]

I think its funny when a girl and a guy have a talk about sex or sexual anything when one becomes the least bit nervous they include the significant other lol i knew you had a bf, i wasnt trying to invade your sex bubble lol.

YELLOW LIGHT!!!!!!

hahaha

yeah, that's true eh?

It's just what popped into my head. Although, I'm sure subconsciously I'm hardwired to drop the boyfriend bomb at every chance I get.

Wouldn't want anyone to think I'm a COCK TEASE....hahahah

 

[Yessica...]

Why cant i find a clingy bf i like? Why do I always attract geriatrc gents? Tired of being a kept boytoy. I'll admit to that. Oops, wrong thread.

I think this is the right thread. We're talking about clingy peeps in general.

 

[dannyboy602]

Wouldn't want anyone to think I'm a COCK TEASE....hahahah

I think ur only a tease if u dont give it up at least once in a while. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself...hahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

I think ur only a tease if u dont give it up at least once in a while. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself...hahahaha

Well, I give it up. Just not to anyone on the RIU. Doesn't that make me a tease?

I have a weird thing about giving someone the wrong impression about my intentions, especially when it comes to sex.

I've had many a dude friend that wanted to cross a certain line. Sucks telling people you really care about that you don't want their dick in you.

 

[Alienwidow]

I think this is the right thread. We're talking about clingy peeps in general.

I just got some water. Soooo good. Im so medicated right now its caddy. I don't even know what thread were on but i knkw theres someone talking to me lol. Yessi, yaaa, your good. How was your day?

 

[Yessica...]

I just got some water. Soooo good. Im so medicated right now its caddy. I don't even know what thread were on but i knkw theres someone talking to me lol. Yessi, yaaa, your good. How was your day?

Uuuuuurg - weird day.

I haven't been sleeping well. So now it's day 3, and I've gotten 10 hours of sleep.

But, I made buns, roasted veggies with goat cheese, baked potatoes, and a delicious t bone.

The boys buddy came through town, with the best home grown weed I've ever had.

All in all, a great day.

EDIT: I'm a dick...I mean, how was your day? haha

 

[Saturnine]

Well, I give it up. Just not to anyone on the RIU. Doesn't that make me a tease?

I have a weird thing about giving someone the wrong impression about my intentions, especially when it comes to sex.

I've had many a dude friend that wanted to cross a certain line. Sucks telling people you really care about that you don't want their dick in you.

Cuz men and women can't be friends. I've repeated this shit ad nauseum to people and they still don't get it. Ain't no such thing as a platonic relationship between two straight peeps of the opposite sex...the sexual aspect between men and women will always destroy that shit.

Anyway, back to the OP... I can't vote in your poll, unfortunately. I really can't decide if I love the sight of jiggling tits or jiggling ass more; they're both lovely and I won't choose between the two.

 

[Yessica...]

I found two hundred grams in a cooler from last harvest. Yay me! Dinner sounds great, why arent you sleeping with your bf? Are you as entertaining in the sack as on the web? Youd sleep better with a little sausage in you as granny says.

I really am mental.

It's my crazy train. Bipolar "lite".

I'm on MMJ, but I just came out of a depression, and when I'm like that I have to stay away from indica's that make you sleep, because I'm always so sleepy.

Fast forward to now, and I am as awake as you have ever been - after 3 hours of sleep.

I won't do sleeping pills. So I'll see what the doctor says today.

Might need to switch up me new meds. Seems a little early because it's only been 10 days or so.

200 grams? FOUND?

Fuck.

I really need to start growing.

 

[Yessica...]

Cuz men and women can't be friends..

Agree to disagree muffin!

I have bestie guy friends. I am one of the best men at my dudes wedding this summer.

Just because you don't know any cool chicks, doesn't mean that guys and girls can't be friends.

 

[Alienwidow]

I really am mental.

It's my crazy train. Bipolar "lite".

I'm on MMJ, but I just came out of a depression, and when I'm like that I have to stay away from indica's that make you sleep, because I'm always so sleepy.

Fast forward to now, and I am as awake as you have ever been - after 3 hours of sleep.

I won't do sleeping pills. So I'll see what the doctor says today.

Might need to switch up me new meds. Seems a little early because it's only been 10 days or so.

200 grams? FOUND?

Fuck.

I really need to start growing.

I dont sleep well either, and im scared of the sleeping pills. They shmoke me the next day. Im kind of a light weight all around. I ate some gummies today and im tatered.
Ya, found, funny. Im surprised you dont grow, its soothing.

 

[Yessica...]

I dont sleep well either, and im scared of the sleeping pills. They shmoke me the next day. Im kind of a light weight all around. I ate some gummies today and im tatered.
Ya, found, funny. Im surprised you dont grow, its soothing.

Yeah, I'm just a big fraidy pants about getting in trouble.

I wouldn't do well in the prison system. I'm too cute - I'd get passed around like an electric toothbrush.