Confessions

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I said I would suck 47 dicks if the Patriots won the super bowl. I ain't gonna do it though. I'm going back on my word, fuck me.

Fuck you?
That takes it to a whole nother level.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

i farted during the seder tonight.

This reminds us of the awful stink during our time in the desert.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Fuck. My first Passover with a son and I forgot the lamb's blood.



Let my people groooooooo

 

[Yessica...]

I got a Confession, and it's a doooosie:

One month and 6 days ago I wrote 2 suicide notes.

THANK FUCK I got some help since then.

EDIT: Daaaaamn, was that a little TOO honest? I haven't even told my head dr. about that one yet...

 

[qwizoking]

1. Thats whats up
2. The fuck?
3. Why are there numbers, delete!

 

[Yessica...]

1. Thats whats up
2. The fuck?
3. Why are there numbers, delete!

hahahaha, what?

 

[WHATFG]

I got a Confession, and it's a doooosie:

One month and 6 days ago I wrote 2 suicide notes.

THANK FUCK I got some help since then.

EDIT: Daaaaamn, was that a little TOO honest? I haven't even told my head dr. about that one yet...

I hope you tore them up...

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

I confess all I do is look at bud porn.

I'm sure I'm not alone. But I mean constant bud porn. Like a freak that watches animal porn or some shit. But just buds.

I have weed right now. I always do, but why do I always find myself looking around like a whore.... I cheat on my weed so much.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I got a Confession, and it's a doooosie:

One month and 6 days ago I wrote 2 suicide notes.

THANK FUCK I got some help since then.

EDIT: Daaaaamn, was that a little TOO honest? I haven't even told my head dr. about that one yet...

Nah, not too honest. Glad you got help. Suicide is a bonehead move and we are all glad that it didn't come to that. Please don't let it. Don't ever hesitate to reach out.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I confess all I do is look at bud porn.

I'm sure I'm not alone. But I mean constant bud porn. Like a freak that watches animal porn or some shit. But just buds.

I have weed right now. I always do, but why do I always find myself looking around like a whore.... I cheat on my weed so much.

Slut.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Slut.

 

[Gary Goodson]

@Unclebaldrick you're a good guy, these tits are for you

 

[Unclebaldrick]

@Unclebaldrick you're a good guy, these tits are for you

Thanks dude. You are cool in my book too. If I could cut and paste I would Pheobe Cates you.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Thanks dude. You are cool in my book too. If I could cut and paste I would Pheobe Cates you.

who can hate on that?

 

[Yessica...]

I hope you tore them up...

Oh, I'm keeping them. Hopefully they can help me remind myself to not let things get so bad again. There's so much help out there, you just have to be willing to go get it.

Thanks though - I seriously feel 100 times better than I did one month and six days ago...

 

[Gary Goodson]

Oh, I'm keeping them. Hopefully they can help me remind myself to not let things get so bad again. There's so much help out there, you just have to be willing to go get it.

Thanks though - I seriously feel 100 times better than I did one month and six days ago...

That's great, tits and ass will do it every time!

I think she was saying you should dispose of them because if someone finds them you could end up having to go see a shrink or worse end up in a looney bin

 

[Yessica...]

That's great, tits and ass will do it every time!

I think she was saying you should dispose of them because if someone finds them you could end up having to go see a shrink or worse end up in a looney bin

Oh, I'm seeing a shrink. And a medical doctor. And a psychologist. And if I ever get sad like that again, I'm going to emergency.

There's LOTS of help. I have to remember that.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Oh, I'm seeing a shrink. And a medical doctor. And a psychologist. And if I ever get sad like that again, I'm going to emergency.

There's LOTS of help. I have to remember that.

Wow! Don't take offense, but why are you so... um... crazy in the head?

 

[Yessica...]

Wow! Don't take offense, but why are you so... um... crazy in the head?

Born this way?

I don't know - why do you suck so much cock?

It's in my DNA, I guess.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I don't know - why do you suck so much cock?

I don't BUT if I did, that would be reason enough for me to see a shrink...

Seriously though, I can understand you were born a lil loopy, hell we all are.

I do hope you stay positive and don't sink back into those bad thoughts.

I wasn't trying to offend or be funny.