I did not get to put it in my wife's butt last night... She fell asleep on me, I thought about jerkin off on her butt cheeks while she was sleeping, but then I thought I'd end up having to clean it so I just passed out with her...
Lame, I know
Hahahahahaha
Up until now I was really happy I had a son instead of a girl. If my son ever did that to me or his mom I'm afraid I'd punch him right in the throat.
Much better would be a comment along the lines of: Slow down, if you rub any more of that thing off you won't be able to find it, looks like most of it is gone already'. scarred for life.
Parenting with sarcasm and terror is always fun..works best too!
No BS kids have zero mercy, I remember what I was like. Only way to go is to be irrefutably dominant BUT not be a total dick. Anything that can be laughed about later can't become a raw nerve is my feeling.
Lol I don't, you're actually helping him feed his family holmes
I just wish they would wait until after ten. His early arrival makes me feel guilty for sleeping so late.
WhY? I never feel guilty sleeping in-and I am a morning person so it's rare. If you need the sleep you need the sleep. Fuck guilt.
DOnt feel bad, I feel asleep while my EXGF was slobbing my shlong after I graduated basic training...hey i was tiredI did not get to put it in my wife's butt last night... She fell asleep on me, I thought about jerkin off on her butt cheeks while she was sleeping, but then I thought I'd end up having to clean it so I just passed out with her...
Lame, I know
SInce when does a postal office or man work on a Sunday?
I don't know. There is not normal delivery. But if you order from Amazon, they will deliver it on Sunday. I expect there is a special deal. But seriously, in about five minutes, the doorbell is going to ring. And there will be a crib mobile and a replacement remote for the garage door.
Not in my part of Merica.