The UK Growers Thread!

WisdomFarmer

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All this talk of shit & bumming ect , reminds me of the one & only time Mrs me put a vibrator up my exit.pissed right up on vody & red bull ,kebab ect, home, few lines, bed, 69,selection of toys around ,I was chowing down & so was she , when she started pushing this vibe up me arse , no lube, I was a bit wary to say the least !, anyway, long story short, she got about an inch or 2 in & I must have hit a fart pocket, I heard it & she stopped , gagged & slapped my arse. There was shit on the pillows, headboard & apparently in her face,that was fucking years ago, she ain't put a dill near me arse, or had a 69 since :(
 

R3l@X

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fucksake this lass just hopped on the bus. Gorgeous and i mean class. Id suck her shit to a point just to see where it came from. Her lads aat next to her, man bun and jesus sandals with jeans so tight I bet he cant have kids. What happened to the youth of today.

I'm as metrosexual as the next bloke. Bit of hair gel n that but ffs.
Never got skinny jeans.. Where does it fit?
 

WisdomFarmer

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Might need your opinion on that in a few Weeks to a month..Allegedly... Taking em to ten weeks this time took em at 8-9 now gonna try ten n see what she's like
I was referring to the size of yer cock , re the package m8, not hinting for freebies lol
 
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