Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Dyna808]

God my bf is so annoying! He's just put all the clean laundry folded in a pile with every single item inside out, how i washed it!

Now I sound like I've got OCD, which I havent!

I would fold all your laundry and munch on your box everyday if I was your bf

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Yeah that guy sucks, but not all back door guys are creepy racist

You're right! He's giving sodomy a bad name

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I would fold all your laundry and munch on your box everyday if I was your bf

But can you also pound me with a 9" cock?

 

[Alienwidow]

Yea. Leave the guy alone? Or are you that desperate for someone to pick on? Meh, probs just cranky from being up for 3 days straight........

I smell a coward.

 

[Snake Plisken]

I may have been up for awhile, but you are the one that sounds like he needs a nap...

Why you gotta be like that bro?

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I just woke up from 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep, smoked a big fat bowl, eating a burrito. I'm not sure what you mean, "be like that"....just saying, give the fucking new guy a break. you were new too, once...

 

[Dyna808]

But can you also pound me with a 9" cock?

That made me hard. Sure I'll get your a brutal dildo if that's what you want. I'll pound your pussy all day with it.

 

[Dyna808]

I just woke up from 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep, smoked a big fat bowl, eating a burrito. I'm not sure what you mean, "be like that"....just saying, give the fucking new guy a break. you were new too, once...

STFU mainliner wanna be

 

[Snake Plisken]

STFU mainliner wanna be

you're still my little lad, and I will look after you

 

[Alienwidow]

I just woke up from 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep, smoked a big fat bowl, eating a burrito. I'm not sure what you mean, "be like that"....just saying, give the fucking new guy a break. you were new too, once...

You sound like a mod when you talk like that. Whats your interest with this thread? Doesnt sound like you want to be here.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

That made me hard. Sure I'll get your a brutal dildo if that's what you want. I'll pound your pussy all day with it.

My dildo got cobwebs and I threw it out! I need 9" of the real deal!!

 

[Dyna808]

My dildo got cobwebs and I threw it out! I need 9" of the real deal!!

I'm pretty good at fisting

 

[Gary Goodson]

Come on @Snake Plisken , you're plenty pretty. No need to be all Jealous on the internet. You can't compete with tits. You just can't do it.

It's Science.

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You were not "just saying" you were picking on me in a back-handed style like a chick. Along with dropping things like "whoring it up for likes" and other such gems.

You know what you were doing.

those are some great fucking tits!

 

[Snake Plisken]

Come on @Snake Plisken , you're plenty pretty. No need to be all Jealous on the internet. You can't compete with tits. You just can't do it.

It's Science.

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You were not "just saying" you were picking on me in a back-handed style like a chick. Along with dropping things like "whoring it up for likes" and other such gems.

You know what you were doing.

lol is that why you bombarded my pm box with accusations and then begged for forgiveness when you finally figured out who I was? lollolol

You sound like a mod when you talk like that. Whats your interest with this thread? Doesnt sound like you want to be here.

what if I was a mod? lolol you guys are so fucking easy to rile up

 

[Yessica...]

those are some great fucking tits!

I KNOW RIGHT??

I've been googling nice tits gifs like a fucking creeper face for months now. Never came across those until today. FUCK.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I KNOW RIGHT??

I've been googling nice tits gifs like a fucking creeper face for months now. Never came across those until today. FUCK.

Chee chez Christ!

 

[Yessica...]

lol is that why you bombarded my pm box with accusations and then begged for forgiveness when you finally figured out who I was? lollolol

what if I was a mod? lolol you guys are so fucking easy to rile up

Are you having a psychotic break?

ooooooh - because I thought you were that Sheena girl. Because I thought that maybe you were getting jealous of internet attention or something silly and then decided to create a sock puppet account and try to be mean.

But then you said it wasn't you. Member?

 

[Snake Plisken]

Are you having a psychotic break?

ooooooh - because I thought you were that Sheena girl. Because I thought that maybe you were getting jealous of internet attention or something silly and then decided to create a sock puppet account and try to be mean.

But then you said it wasn't you. Member?

your projecting your fears. perhaps it is you who is jealous, and craves attention! lol

dude you guys have to try these new frozen chimichangas, el Monterey, bombby!!!!

 

[Yessica...]

your projecting your fears. perhaps it is you who is jealous, and craves attention! lol

dude you guys have to try these new frozen chimichangas, el Monterey, bombby!!!!

I never intentionally tried to be mean to you. Remember that.

You're in the naked thread fucker.

Tits or GTFO!

 

[Snake Plisken]

I never intentionally tried to be mean to you. Remember that.

You're in the naked thread fucker.

Tits or GTFO!

nudity is against the rules

 

[Gary Goodson]

nudity is against the rules

Really nig?