AMA - UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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You can't just trap and relocate the raccoons? I caught one last summer and relocated it to a nice yuppie only neighborhood.
i'll relocate the squirrels who keep digging up my garden, but the raccoons drew first blood.



they must die now.

Today's cars don't put out CO like the older ones did. Its not as reliable of a method as it used to be.
good thing i have an old pickup truck. 1988 gonna do it?
 

Fogdog

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good thing i have an old pickup truck. 1988 gonna do it?
Man, I don't know but I'd give it a try. It's supposed to work on people :twisted:.

Also, a small engine lawn mower or a charcoal hibachi are "good" sources of CO.

If it works, its better than using poison. Too much of a chance of killing somebody's dog or cat.

Edit: Ok, I looked it up, ths is from an EPA bulletin on CO emissions:

"The EPA motor vehicle program has achieved considerable success in reducing carbon monoxide emissions. EPA standards in the early 1970’s prompted automakers to improve basic engine design. By 1975, most new cars were equipped with catalytic converters designed to convert carbon monoxide to carbon dioxide. Catalysts typically reduce carbon monoxide emissions upwards of 80 percent. In the early 1980’s, automakers introduced more sophisticated converters, plus onboard computers and oxygen sensors to help optimize the efficiency of the catalytic converter."

If all depends on how well your pickup is running.

So, maybe, maybe not but if it doesn't work, I don't know what harm it would be if it didn't work. Its not like you have a clean way to do it otherwise.

The next time I have to dispatch a rat, I'm going to try my mower exhaust.

Don't post pictures, please.
 
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tytheguy111

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Buck I'd like to know how to properly toast bagels

Every time the sides get burnt I try to turn the heat down but it doesn't get toasted enough and wont melt the butter and my auntie Margaret beats my head in

On a side note can I use a bic lighter to light my stogies? I got a nice fat Gran Habano in my humidor and I lost my jet torch when I got my ass kicked
 

Trousers

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Uncle Buck-

When you have an incredibly dumb stalker with entitlement issues that is obsessed with you and any kind of attention, how do you get her to post more?
 

UncleBuck

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Buck I'd like to know how to properly toast bagels

Every time the sides get burnt I try to turn the heat down but it doesn't get toasted enough and wont melt the butter and my auntie Margaret beats my head in

On a side note can I use a bic lighter to light my stogies? I got a nice fat Gran Habano in my humidor and I lost my jet torch when I got my ass kicked
please do not post in my threads, you are not welcome here and i do not like you. you are a blight and a nuisance on this forum and your sock puppets have been annoying and shitty. go hang out at your klan barbecues you piece of shit.

Why is it about a pound?
because the metric system is for remedial children and non-americans.

Hey @UncleBuck - you ever had any interactions with the member @Trousers ?

Just wondering what you thought of them.

Honest opinion. Thanks!
trousers once pulled me out of a burning car, putting himself at great peril of harm. he also donated half of his penis to make mine larger.

so as far as casual acquaintances go, he's alright. i guess.

Uncle Buck-

When you have an incredibly dumb stalker with entitlement issues that is obsessed with you and any kind of attention, how do you get her to post more?
 

lahadaextranjera

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Buck I'd like to know how to properly toast bagels

Every time the sides get burnt I try to turn the heat down but it doesn't get toasted enough and wont melt the butter and my auntie Margaret beats my head in

On a side note can I use a bic lighter to light my stogies? I got a nice fat Gran Habano in my humidor and I lost my jet torch when I got my ass kicked
@UncleBuck Did you know that if you put a bit of butter around the edges that'll stop it from drying out too much and getting burnt? :)

Edit: I might not be talking about your bagels.
 
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