Seamaiden
Well-Known Member
AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!! HO HO HOOOOOOO!!!!Damn Seamaiden, we live in the same town, only in differant states. I am thinking of opening a combination christian bookstore and topless bar so that all the hypocritical assholes here can come in the bookstore door to keep up appearances and head directly to the bar to help "save" all the sinful girls. The only saving grace is that I live way out in the boonies and only have to head into Mayberry four days a week to work. Then its back home to tend my babies and try to smoke enough to forget where I am living.
You know.. that might actually work. But, I don't know if we have any adult venues in this county at all. Son of a bitch, I don't think we do! Now, that's just wrong, ain't it?