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Seamaiden

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Damn Seamaiden, we live in the same town, only in differant states. I am thinking of opening a combination christian bookstore and topless bar so that all the hypocritical assholes here can come in the bookstore door to keep up appearances and head directly to the bar to help "save" all the sinful girls. The only saving grace is that I live way out in the boonies and only have to head into Mayberry four days a week to work. Then its back home to tend my babies and try to smoke enough to forget where I am living.
AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!! HO HO HOOOOOOO!!!! :lol:

You know.. that might actually work. :| But, I don't know if we have any adult venues in this county at all. Son of a bitch, I don't think we do! Now, that's just wrong, ain't it?
 

txhomegrown

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To be truthful, we dont have any adult venues here either, and if anybody tried to open one these inbred back country assholes would most likely burn it down with them inside.
 

ceestyle

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AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!! HO HO HOOOOOOO!!!! :lol:

You know.. that might actually work. :| But, I don't know if we have any adult venues in this county at all. Son of a bitch, I don't think we do! Now, that's just wrong, ain't it?
hey, then wheels n' wood would have an extra meaning if you threw in a topless bar, right? BRILLIANT!!
 

stucklikechuck

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of course here in cali we have a marijuana dispensary which is also a strip club which is also a pizza joint which is also a liquor store. now THAT is awesome...
 
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