Yessica...'s AMA

[lahadaextranjera]

I'll be honest. It's my Boyfriends. And it is perfect.

The penis before his, was a little too thin and hung to the left...

hahaha

Wow! Would you believe the exact same thing happened to me!

We got GOOD penis karma girl! Be happy!

 

[Yessica...]

I can get grumpy if i dint sleep and my body doesn't know I need it.

Wow! Would you believe the exact same thing happened to me!

We got GOOD penis karma girl! Be happy!

Come to think of it - perfect? I think I miss the vag. hahahaha

(bright sides and alls)

 

[lahadaextranjera]

@Yessica... have you had a girlfriend before? If so, for how long?
Ps there are a lot of 'lets be friends' out here btw! I used to work with a load of them!

 

[Yessica...]

@Yessica... have you had a girlfriend before? If so, for how long?
Ps there are a lot of 'lets be friends' out here btw! I used to work with a load of them!

I was ALWAYS curious, and I made out with a ton. But never just a girl and me. I on;y was with a girl during my one 3some. And she was hot, and awesome. But also one of my better friends, so that made it kind of weird. Just not as sexy as it might have been with a stranger or someone else.

Chicks are fucking crazy though - I would know, I'm insane. I don't think if our periods synchronized it would be a good environment for anyone. CUNT CITY. (also the name of the porn we would have made),

Although if I dated a girl with similar measurements, NEW CLOTHES!!!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I was ALWAYS curious, and I made out with a ton. But never just a girl and me. I on;y was with a girl during my one 3some. And she was hot, and awesome. But also one of my better friends, so that made it kind of weird. Just not as sexy as it might have been with a stranger or someone else.

Chicks are fucking crazy though - I would know, I'm insane. I don't think if our periods synchronized it would be a good environment for anyone. CUNT CITY. (also the name of the porn we would have made),

Although if I dated a girl with similar measurements, NEW CLOTHES!!!

That's true! There would be loads of advantages to seeing the same sex! Take their tampons, nick their clothes etc Lol

 

[see4]

First Question: Do you want me?

Second Question: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

 

[Yessica...]

First Question: Do you want me?

Second Question: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

That depends....will you rub the lotion on your skin?

Do you want the hose again?

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.

 

[Alienwidow]

That depends....will you rub the lotion on your skin?

Do you want the hose again?

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.

id fuck see4s bulbus perple lady slayer if i way gay.

 

[Yessica...]

id fuck see4s bulbus perple lady slayer if i way gay.

If?

 

[see4]

That's true! There would be loads of advantages to seeing the same sex! Take their tampons, nick their clothes etc Lol

OMG! You too!!

I LOVE TAKING GIRLS TAMPONS!!!

The smell of dried pussy blood gets me hard as fuck.

 

[see4]

If?

go easy on him, you know he'd fuck you silly. he'd treat you all naughty like and give you spankings.

 

[abe supercro]

Blood sports never bothered me.

 

[Yessica...]

Blood sports never bothered me.

You are one clever mother fucker, you know that right?

 

[Pinworm]

Q: @Yessica... will you marry me, and be my dragon queen?

 

[Yessica...]

Q: @Yessica... will you marry me, and be my dragon queen?

As soon as you find me a dragon!

 

[Alienwidow]

It all washes off in the shower. @Yessica... if you were one of the Goonies who would you be?

 

[Yessica...]

It all washes off in the shower. @Yessica... if you were one of the Goonies who would you be?

SLOTH.

Because he loves Chunk and Baby Ruth.

 

[Alienwidow]

Q: @Yessica... will you marry me, and be my dragon queen?

I know a guy who has dragons for sale.....just sayin...

 

[Yessica...]

I know a guy who has dragons for sale.....just sayin...

Those might be the wrong kind to chase...

 

[Alienwidow]

Q: @Yessica... will you marry me, and be my dragon queen?

Are you gettin durnk tonight? Wheres the thread? Im two sheets from fall down. Shots?