So all you guys get your ass out on the street and get the mother of your children SOMETHING and not a bowling ball named Homer!
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if you would like to get me anything I'm allergic to flowers so you'd get a twofer ha ha!
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Yes you do..........a sincere promise to your Mom.Unfortunately I have nothing to give to my mother tomorrow.
So I'm looking at this thinking what the hell? When did 320 become something........ oh dear.... good pot LOL I'll take the 6'er and thank you kind sirWorking a buffet for 320 early tomorrow, taking mom out for dim sum brunch on Monday or Tuesday instead to celebrate...and maybe takin my dad out to a fancy 3 course meal of wild game at a local hoidy toidy restaurant for his birthday that night(was his birthday yesterday)
So all you guys get your ass out on the street and get the mother of your children SOMETHING and not a bowling ball named Homer!
LOLif you would like to get me anything I'm allergic to flowers so you'd get a twofer ha ha!
I like your styleYou're not allergic to all flowers are you?
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I got my wife flowers, card, boots, clothes, and whatever else she charged to the Macy's card lol.
Thank you for the sweet wishes. I'm thinking of taking the Glock, Rifles and Shotgun out and molesting some beer cansHappy mothers day to all you sexy mamas on here, @Diabolical666 @curious2garden @Flaming Pie @RB86 and any other I might have missed. Thanks for being a mother.
I'm going dirt bike riding with the guys. Gonna be smoking bud, drinking beer, and riding through the mountains tomorrow.
Oh c'mon menu please?I'm cooking mom dinner tmo
Dunno how she can be my mom, she doesn't bbq, but loves it......Sooooooooooooooo\Oh c'mon menu please?a girl can dream LOL
Ok negotiations went well when did you wish to bang the redhead?Dunno how she can be my mom, she doesn't bbq, but loves it......Sooooooooooooooo\
Tri-tip, 2hr marinated in red vino/soy sauce with my blend of herbs, then bbq'd over oak wood. Fortunately we both like it blood rare
Home grown artichokes...........dressed with garlic, basil, black pepper, drizzled with irish butter then steamed.
Home grown blue potatoes, mashed, with a multi choice of dressings
french vanilla ice cream dressed with fresh blackberries
She'll crash and I'll go home and drink![]()
Thank you son...have fun with your pals!Happy mothers day to all you sexy mamas on here, @Diabolical666 @curious2garden @Flaming Pie @RB86 and any other I might have missed. Thanks for being a mother.
I'm going dirt bike riding with the guys. Gonna be smoking bud, drinking beer, and riding through the mountains tomorrow.